mindblowing.

cami. 20s. she/him. jokes and japes and sometimes video games. also other stuff

[petemcvries23]

there’s just something so awesome about a character you love getting really badly hurt

[dicaeopolis]

Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*

[dicaeopolis]

a small rhythmic motion: is happening

us for 6 million years and counting: talented brilliant showstopping incredible

[worst-roommates-ever]

[unspeakablearchives]

[itssjanedoe]

[paperclip6]

Dont ask me whats up i have done nothing since we last talked 3 years ago

[fandaniel]

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[valentinemesis]

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[phantomrose96]

in many ways dead senators, too, can be a gachapon

[treecitysessions]

Woke up to all the pop girls beefing with Peppa Pig

[treecitysessions]

I didn’t know Clairo had shooters like this

[aflo]

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless

[chromaticabrasions]

girl, i specifically told you to put your records on

[estro-boi]

gonna get out of bed and invent a new revolutionary movement called lunchpunk

[estro-boi]

we aare the ones to who dared to make the sandwich

[derovalfnolem]

beauty of nature

[sgt-celestial]

ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint