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[armandyke]

Posting them both together too 🩷

Commissions for @heterophobicrichietozier

Commissions

[queenhawke]

armand is like a son to me [remembers i want to see him fuck other men] he's like a boyfriend to me [remembers im a lesbian] he's like a haunted doll that sits on my bed and keeps me awake at night with its terrible, unblinking stare, and if i do finally manage to fall asleep, he slithers into my dreams and torments me with visions of cities made of dark stone, its towering spires lit by many a gibbous moon and strange constellations i do not recognise, as if i have been transported to some other planet, a planet full of screeching creatures with gigantic, leathery wings, that flit between the non-euclidean structures as thin piping flutes sound in the distance, coming closer and closer as the creatures descend on me, rending me apart with their talons, but worse still are their many eyes, so like his eyes, piercing through my very soul and driving me to screaming madness

or like a funny bug!

[stay-the-knight]

[segamascott]

[haasthoughts]

puck, suck, and fuck in that order am i right

[haasthoughts]

please let me move into your house i will eat your scraps and clean the lint trap every time

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[haasthoughts]

sorry we can’t all have freckles and a fat ass

[haasthoughts]

like i am genuinely sorry do you want me to do something about this because i will

[estro-boi]

[mymultifandomhell]

hello ilya 🥰 / ?

[shrekhollander]

A headcanon of mine is that the only pet name Shane uses for Ilya is "Baby" but it is very uncommon he uses it.

He just calls him "Ilya" because for him it's the best name in the world (and it took them so long to finally call each other by their names) and he says it with the most loving tone and treassures his name with all his heart because that is the name of the person that he loves and of the purest and kindest soul he knows

[connorstorriegifs]

Connor Storrie | Saint Laurent - Fall 26 | 08/14/26

[hugetinymistake]

x

[pmamtraveller]

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel

[swagsmeister]

rookie and his captain

[fuckrozanov]

when ilya makes shane ““”tell him what to do””” as a power move :))) because it gets him off to watch shane be all squirmy and embarrassed and push through it anyway JUST BECAUSE ilya told him tooooooo :)))

[thisisalovestry]

file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

[insomniparty]

[amyritter]

the penis gazer