Sports Anime Crossovers

Incorrect quotes blog/ headcanons blog for crossover characters from sports anime. Please read the rules before submitting.

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Hello everyone! This is Jing-sensei and welcome to my newly-created blog. I am a junior high school teacher who is also a huge anime, manga and Japanese entertainment fan. This blog will chronicle my anime-related, manga-related or any Japanese-related experiences inside the classroom. It is something like a diary. 

Balancing personal life, work and graduate school is very difficult and extremely stressful. I created this blog to relieve some stress after a long hard day at work. This is like my very own de-stressor.

I hope you would all enjoy this blog as much I enjoyed creating it and the entries which would be posted soon. I also do hope that you would find the experiences posted here to be very relatable . Please feel free to send me a message or to submit your own related experiences at school.

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Viktor: You know the friendship is real when there are rumors that you're gay for each other.

Rin: But we're not friends...

Viktor: And yet you knew I was talking about you ;)

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Nagisa: This is great! This is our chance to get on TV!

Tsukishima: Yeah, I always thought you'd be on TV. I just assumed you'd be in handcuffs.

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Akashi: Aaah, Akaashi Keiji, my arch enemy.

Kagami: I thought I was your arch enemy...

Akashi: I have a life outside of you, Taiga.

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Oikawa: Do you know what I like the most about my fangirls?

Yagami: The food they bring you?

Oikawa: Their boyfriends.

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Oikawa: Okay, I gotta say something: I think my feelings for Iwa-chan may be resurfacing.

Miyuki: Oh please, they were buried in a shallow grave.

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Hey hun! I love your blog and I was wondering if you're gonna watch All Out too.

Thank you very much! If I have time, sure! Have you watched it? Is it any good?

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Nagisa: Mind if I show you a little trick?

Yagami: Last time you showed me a trick it took two weeks to grow my eyebrows back.

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Hey! It's great that you're watching Yuri!!! On Ice and are making quotes for it, but would you ind specifying which Yuri is speaking to avoid confusion? Thank you! c:

Sure! My bad, thanks for the heads up!

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Imagine Haizaki and Terushima owning a tattoo shop together tho (I'm also the Kise/Oikawa/Heath-friendship anon and I liked it very much, thank you :D )

How late is this? Very late? Very very late? Hope you can forgive me, anon.

Despite having a piercing himself, Terushima doesn’t really like needles that much, so he usually designs the tattoos, while Haizaki is the one inking people.

They share a small apartment right above the shop. Terushima is a morning person and always wakes up super early, while Haizaki prefers to stay up late. Terushima  leaves some coffee for Haizaki every morning and he is always nagging his flatmate to go to bed earier, eat a proper dinner, etc.

On the other hand, Haizaki knows Terushima has a sweet tooth (even though he won’t admit to it, because he thinks it makes him look less badass) and makes sure there’s always some chocolate or a bag of candy in their kitchen.

Haizaki always makes fun of Terushima for being shorter than him despite being one year older. Terushima fights back by calling him Shougo-chan in front of girls. They both think they’re super smooth, but for some reason their pick up lines never seem to work. Wonder why that is.

They always fight about pizza. Haizaki likes pineapple on it and the first time Terushima sees him eating it, he asks for a divorce. Haizaki has to explain that they aren’t really married.Their neighbours disagree.

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Kise: On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need.

Oikawa: Why am I not a 10?

Kise: Didn't you hear what I just said?

Oikawa: Yeah and I'm pretty sure I didn't hear you say I'm a 10

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Hinata: I made this friendship bracelet for you, Tetsu-kun!

Kuroko: I'm not really a jewellery person.

Hinata: You don't have to wear it if you don't want to...

Kuroko: No, I'm gonna wear it forever, back off.

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Nagisa: So that's the plan.

Tsukishima: Isn’t that unethical?

Nagisa: No!

Tsukishima: Unethical means morally wrong.

Nagisa: Oh…

Tsukishima:...

Nagisa:Then yes.

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Iwaizumi: I would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my boyfriend.

Kise: I would really appreciate it if you would stop cockblocking me.

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Which crossover pairing do you think has the most fans? As in, is there a crowd-favorite crossover OTP? And do you have any personal favorites?

Amongst our followers I feel like Oikawa/Kise and Akaashi/Akashi interactions get the funniest reactions/responses. As for a personal favorite, I love Hazuki Nagisa/Tsukishima Kei or any girl-girl interactions, especially Momoi/Gou/Yachi (although now that I think of it, we haven’t done many of those, you just gave me some ideas!)

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Suga: Must be nice having a boyfriend. I'm so jealous, Mako-chan

Makoto: What? Haru is not my boyfriend!

Suga: I never mentioned a name :)

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Officer Yamazami: So you are saying all those people disappeared because an alien spaceship flew over the building and abducted everyone?

Oikawa: Yup.

Officer Matsuoka: And you didn't disappear because you were tied to the bed during an S&M session, so you were restrained until the spaceship flew away.

Oikawa: Exactly.

Officer Aomine: How did you manage to free yourself then?

Oikawa: Do you really want to know all the details?