If The Pizzaman Truly Loves The Babysitter..

Em//19//British

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this is absolutely the best thing i have read all day

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Girls Have Everything In Their Purse

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Meech: “Hey, I’m ashy as hell. You got some lotion?”

Girl: “Yeah, lemme check my purse. Here you go.”

Meech: “Thanks. I’m hungry as hell. You tryna get some food?”

Girl: “You want some pizza?”

Meech: “Actually, I’d love some pizza!”

Girl: “Here you go. I got some pizza in my purse.”

Meech: “Did you just pull this whole pizza box out your purse?”

Girl: “And then when you done, if you want something to drink I got some lemonade.”

Meech: “What don’t you have in your purse?”

Girl: “I pretty much got everything.”

Meech: “You got equality for minorities in America in your purse?”

Girl: “Now, I know I said I got everything, but you’re not gonna find that nowhere in America.”

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0 to 100 real quick

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real

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this blog hates donald trump

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I’m sorry for this.

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Visit Original Link

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DELETE THIS POST

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[froborr]

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

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Important content

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hi

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“hi” is that a fucking threat?

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apparently it wasn’t a threat

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[ambulanceinertia]

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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[aidn]

if you were expecting me to be disappointed when googling “snakes in hats” then you couldn’t be more wrong

[son-neko]

Is that a venomous snake? What idiot would do that?!

[aidn]

clearly someone willing to make a few sacrifices in the name of fashion which is more than can be said for you

[dear-monday]

if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you

[gnarly]

when you see bae is talking to someone hotter than you 

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but no one will be cuter than this kitten so they don’t understand the struggle

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Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.

[cryptv0id]

you’re the kind of friend everyone needs

[austin-n-oli]

I think that since its been a year since I made this post its time for an update. In the past year I’ve watched this post grow and grow, people I work with have told me about it as “this post I saw the other day” and they have no idea it’s my post. The person I wrote this about has even reblogged it. He is no longer texting me at 4am. Not because we no longer speak but because the nightmares have stopped. He and I both are in a much better place. Most often the only times he’s waking me up at 4am is when he’s pulling me closer to him while we sleep. He’s more than a friend now and I’m forever thankful to have him. Everyone messaged me saying he was lucky to have me but I think I was just as lucky to have him and I would do it all over.

[princesssmurff]

The update just makes it even better ❤️

[rubydat98]

😢😢😩 OMG. My heart.

[beauafrique]

I remember being teased relentlessly throughout my childhood and my teenage life where people would say that because of my skin I’ll never be beautiful enough, they would even recommend skin bleaching products. So as a child I quickly realised that as a dark skinned girl I was not considered beautiful enough… At that time I didn’t know that it was the negativity from the people around me that was causing me to hate my skin and myself for that matter. I remember a time during school photos where a girl shouted “she’s too dark! You won’t see anything on her ID but her teeth!”, of course everyone laughed it out… And so did I…. Because I didn’t want to make it seem like I was offended… Their feelings felt more important than mine… After all growing up I was always reminded of how unlikely I was of ever being beautiful or finding someone that found my darkness beautiful….. As a 19 year old today I sit here and say “I never gave in to skin bleaching”, “I was constantly reminded of how ugly I was but that only made me love myself even more….. I began considering myself as someone different, someone beautiful and out of the ordinary.” Your skin no matter how dark it is that when you smile you can only see the glow of your teeth is worthy of love, your skin is that of a goddess and you should never feel anything about your skin but self love. I write this to all of the people that have gone through similar and worse, you don’t need to learn to Love your skin, the love is already there… You just gotta unleash it.

I would like to hear some stories of yours if you’ve ever gone through the same thing…. Message me on Instagram. IG: YoungNubiie

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Some days I feel like Beyoncé and some days I feel like Rihanna…

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there are no in betweens

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My favorite aesthetic. I hope it never ends. 

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I was looking at this again and thinking about how much I love that while each of these images evokes royalty, each is a very different type. The each give me a different impression:

Beyoncé - The Empress - At the height of her power, her throne is unassailable, though many try. Strength in every step, her court always in attendance. You will never see the strike coming. 

Rihanna - The Child Queen - She crowns herself, trembling but determined, still mourning the things she has lost but refusing to be cowed. No one will claim her suffering but herself.

Nicki - The Anointed Queen - She rules by divine right, lit with a power that is as much spiritual as earthly. Her subjects are her children and she will raise them up, inspiring them with their own worth.

Janelle - The Warrior Queen - She leads a band of poet-warriors, a queendom both young and aggressive, but full of hope for a future that she will fight for, unafraid.