LightUpMyWorld

[prideprejudce]

this is the best twitter story i’ve seen in ages

[yuripink]

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

[leofitzo]

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

he’s trying to use a fucking Tide pen

[youwillneverknowwhatifeel]

[rip-roaring-ruffian]

[cool-gifs-n-funny-posts]

When your contact lenses fall off and you try to find them

[corporation-cats]

[karlek]

Posing for the camera

[illkim]

when you hold a boy’s dick you hold all of their power. they are powerless. you can either give them an orgasm or destroy them.

[antifa-hulk]

You could finish him or finish him

[missmarymac817]

Yahoo paid 1.1 billion for this

[travul]

[setheverman]

me: it’s 4 am, you know what that means! 

the fucking hobgoblins who live in the apartment right above mine, in unison: Time To Start Vacuuming!

[thepersonalquotes]

[homosexual-supervillain]

[klefable]

not to sound bitter but i hope hurting me haunts you for years

[leaveful]

[s-urfboardt]

Visit Original Link

Use both headphones

left: the weeknd

right: drake

[j1206c]

sex omfg

[jsfrc]

#earfuck

[snortingsugar]

i felt this throu my entire body

[seeingjules]

OH MY

[crashyourcrew-deactivated202001]

Encore

[theee6]

BEEN WAITING FOR IT TO COME BACK ON MY DASH

[y0ur4veragekid]

Ahh fuck this is too sick

[thuglyx]

🙏🙏🙏

[1986fatale]

One of my favorite things on tumblr

[alternativeblkgal]

I love this

[6ixfeelings]

FUCKING FAV😍😍

[yung-smoov]

vibes

[yeezauss]

its back

[flygex-eatin-on-softies]

I put this napkin on Bean as a joke but he hasn’t moved out from under it and it’s been about 20 minutes, so….

[lollipopatrice-deactivated20210]

mother has given me a blanket it is a most joyous day

[just-shower-thoughts]

Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades.

[flirting-with-psychology]

College is when you’re afraid of both

[greenseer-blog]

horses are so fucking scary i cant believe at some point a human looked at a horse and was like im going to sit on that horrifying beast while it goes fast. you fool

[user274628-deactivated20210126]

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