Insha'Allah

THATS NOT HOW THE FORCE WORKS

[doglets-deactivated20140515]

This shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume but I really can’t hear anything

[himborc]

star wars?? lol yeah i love star wars, the way they just [darth vader clenches fist] [someone suffocates and dies]

[transastra]

the existence of this aerosol can not being allowed on planes implies that 9/11 has happened in the animal crossing canon.

[seymourdisapproves]

Maybe the Shampoodle dog just did something unspeakably horrible on a plane once

[hotvampireadjacent]

u implying shampoodle did animal crossing 9/11?

[lazuli43]

Actually, there could be another reason for this!

Since the sign specifically shows an aerosol can, they might be banning not liquids, but pressurized canisters. Changes in atmospheric pressure can cause pressurized cans to leak or ignite during flight, so even if Dodo Airlines doesn’t fly high enough for that to happen, it’s safer to ban them as a safety precaution. 

That said, the reason your aerosol can doesn’t explode in your luggage is that all large passenger planes are pressurized. The Dodo Airlines plane however, is very very small. Even accounting for Animal Crossing’s ‘Tardis effect’ it uses for all vehicles and buildings it’s still clearly a small seaplane. Some small planes can be pressurized, while others are not. How do we know that the Dodo Airlines isn’t pressurized?

Pressurized planes have round windows, while unpressurized planes have square windows. 

[feaftlikeabeaft]

I’m always in favour of good detective work in wiping away problematic fan canon, it helps me sleep at night.

[prawnlegs]

This was a hit on twitter, so: My cat. Enjoy her.

[ememely]

(wakes up at reasonable hour) (stays in bed for two more hours)

[drunkenssoldier]

(goes to bed at a reasonable hour)(stays awake for two more hours)

[whatamitoyou]

ah, the duality

[94389o395739j953275-deactivated]

[spacecadetmal]

still the funniest thing to ever be on the internet

[itastybubkiss]

aeropostale getting so much promotion

[operattack]

[side-goodbye-blog123]

the Mickey Mouse shorts are golden I don’t care who you are I’ve been laughing at this clip for days

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

WHUHAPUN

[edgebug]

mickey is 100% willing to trip over a dwarf too just bc his girl did. mickey mouse is ride or die for his wife its heartwarming

[deanpinterester]

hashtag animashun

[babyanimalgifs]

Lmao 😂 THAT NOISE (@animals.hilarious)

[lydiadotnet-deactivated20190404]

[paulthebukkit]

Flipping Guardian Trick-Shot

[theblibbles-deactivated20190101]

[xenablade]

[whenlifegivesyougiraffes]

If the World Was Ending - JP Saxe, Julia Michaels

i’m sorry anon, but i’m not sure what this means/is referring to. i’m seldom on tumblr anymore.

[phlynn]

Real life Simpsons intro

[hhhlryndrsn-deactivated20170831]

the weirdest thing i have ever watched

Best thing ever. 

[sasstronauuut-deactivated201906]

i am mesmerized by the details

[swprequels]

Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005) dir. George Lucas

[swordscomic]

Shopping for Magical Items

[suppermariobroth]

In Super Mario Odyssey, whenever Mario does a single jump, he always raises the arm that is further away from the camera (top). This is likely due to Nintendo-internal guidelines that state that Mario is not to be depicted with his arm covering his face while jumping. Compare a selection of official artwork where Mario raises the arm that is further away from the viewer (bottom). Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, special thanks to twitter.com user “HEYimHeroic”

[ultrazachiel]

Mario cannot canonically dab

[omgitsrin]

[caskethog]

luigi was created to do what mario cannot: kill

[gahdamnpunk]

The man was escorted out of the rally, and shouted the N word as he left

They really indirectly made it look like Bernie was responsible for the nazis coming to his rally only to make Biden look like a hero huh? This is 100000% intentional

[whatababe]

I really can’t fucking stand the way the media portrays Bernie like what the fuck. You don’t think a Jewish man would be absolutely APPALLED that someone dared to wave a nazi flag around? This is fucking ridiculous. Fuck this.

[myreticentvale-deactivated20231]

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

[maddisonkennedy-deactivated2017]

Couldn’t scroll

[thy-devil-princess-deactivated2]

I don’t give a fuck if this doesn’t suit your ‘theme’ have a heart and reblog.