Nowadays I Walk Over Things I Used To Trip Over.

1997 - English/Danish - Scorpio

[m0mspc]

sighs but in the way that dogs do sometime

[tastefullyoffensive]

[honeyviscera]

showering:

pros: you get to feel clean. you get non greasy hair, non oily feeling skin, it just in general makes you feel better, more energised, refreshed.

cons: there are so many steps. oh my god are there so many steps. before getting into the shower there are steps. during the shower there are steps. and once youve gotten out of the shower? guess what!!! more fucking steps!!!!!!!! UGHHHH

[catchymemes]

[notaspeachy]

a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do (masturbate and fall asleep)

[daily-spooky]

[memeuplift]

[miseria-fortes-viros]

i understand why people like the queue and i do respect you guys for using it but that is just not how i roll. if i think these 37 posts are funny you’re seeing them right fucking now

[everythingfox]

sleeping on a cloud

[tastefullyoffensive]

He brings up a good point. @Joseph_O_Earp

[world-of-cats]

[paracosmoon]

"I cannot make you understand. I cannot make anyone understand what is happening inside me. I cannot explain it to myself."

- Franz Kafka

[thedankmemes]

[poetrylesbian]

would give anything to be invited to this

[aquilacalvitium]

Girl's night

[memeuplift]

[tastefullyoffensive]

For those of you who have bravely chosen sobriety AND being anti-social.

[memeuplift]