i like to think josephine did have some suspicion on caleb having feelings for mc but since mr. liartron3000 got his wits and charms he always got away unscathed 🙄

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i like to think josephine did have some suspicion on caleb having feelings for mc but since mr. liartron3000 got his wits and charms he always got away unscathed 🙄
his whole world in the basket
Been thinking thoughts about Yandere!Knight who was the third son of a second rate noble. His family rich enough so that even he would never have to work a day in his life but not rich enough to be alluring for any respectable woman looking to marry.
He didn’t have any wild endeavors of his own. His eldest brother working closely with their father and the second eldest having a myriad of hobbies and investment opportunities he filled his time dabbling with. Leaving him alone and bored at the estate.
The emptiness of it all echoed down to his very soul. The estate just as hallow as he felt inside. He had no passions or interests. Everything he did, he did with ease. Horseback riding, fencing, and hunting, it was all a breeze. None of it excited him, got his blood pumping.
So what else was there to do besides lose himself in the booze of his local tavern? There the people cheered whenever he could chug nearly a full barrel, they bought him drinks when he won a round of darts, and when they talked to him they had actually listened. That’s what he wanted more than anything. To matter to someone.
And when he finally met you he knew you were the one person he had to matter to.
“ Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate: Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, And summer’s lease hath all too short a date; (...) ” – Sonnet 18: Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? by William Shakespeare
Still accurate somehow
Considering the fact that I'm greysexual, is it ironic that I don't like to ride the train unless I'm going somewhere fun?
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on today’s episode of “Elon vs. the Internet”, Misha Collins enters the chat
All I want to know is, do we get our porn back?
They’re dating, your honor
congrats lil buddy that’s the worst anyone’s ever done it
bad at drinking milk
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fuck your entire life
Idk why but this give me the same energy as this
how did erik start coaching christine. like was she just singing in the bath one day and she heard a distant echo saying “you’re sharp”
“also I’m an angel, so spying on you in the bath is so not even an issue. don’t make this weird, Christine.”
#don’t make this weird Christine #a summary of the phantom of the opera in five words #”yes I live in the basement; don’t make this weird Christine” #”yes I wear a mask don’t make this weird Christine” #”yes I have a full-scale model of you in a bridal gown; don’t make this weird Christine” #”yes I killed a dude; don’t make this weird Christine” #”yes there’s a Persian police officer asking suspicious questions; don’t make this weird Christine” #”yes I do identify with a character who seduces ingenues in a mask; don’t make this weird Christine” #”yes I’ve now kidnapped you twice; don’t make this weird Christine” #”yes I’ve captured your fiancee and the Persian police officer and am threatening to blow up the opera house if you don’t agree to marry me #DON’T MAKE THIS WEIRD CHRISTINE” (tags via notbecauseofvictories)
Smh Erik.
DON’T MAKE THIS WEIRD CHRISTINE
I may have reblogged this before, but it still cracks me up.
This is the best thing I have ever seen!
Nighttime sharpens, heightens each sensation,
Darkness stirs and wakes imagination.
Silently the senses abandon their defenses,
Helpless to resist my song unseen -
I swear to God, don’t make this weird, Christine.
this is the first time I've seen this, and I can't tell if I love it or it makes me uncomfy
top tier character-building device in pokemon games is when a seemingly antagonistic character has a golbat on their team and then later has it evolved into a crobat, which requires significant friendship, thus signalling that the character was always a kind person inside (plumeria), is growing past their issues and learning to be kinder (silver), may hold a spark of kindness that undermines their cold and calculating image (cyrus), etc etc
Meanwhile, Ghetsis—who is an antagonist who pretends to be an advocate for Pokemon rights—faces off against you with an under-leveled Hydreigon, which in the canon lore of the series only happens when someone forces evolution early, and that Hydreigon uses a full-power Frustration in B2W2, suggesting that it absolutely loathes Ghetsis.
For any non-pokemon players:
In pokemon games, there’s a hidden stat called friendship, which maxes out at 255 points; there are two (major) moves that are affected by this:
Return, which gets stronger the higher a pokemon’s friendship stat is, capping at 102 base power with 255 friendship (for context, hyper beam has a base power of 150)
And frustration, which does the opposite, getting stronger the lower a pokemon’s friendship stat is, capping out at 102 base power when the pokemon is at 0 friendship
The EXTRA fucked up thing is, almost NO pokemon has a base friendship of 0. The only pokemon that do are legendary pokemon and buneary. So Ghetsis actively lowered his Hydreigon’s friendship, and the only way to do that in-game is to let your pokemon faint often without using healing items on them
In other words Ghetsis is a major cunt
wh
what’s up with buneary???
Buneary fucking hates you by default. It’s also another friendship-dependent evolution line.
for others who are clueless in the poking men, this is the tiny bunny that fucking hates you
Bunneary hates your guts with the force of Gods
man i love pokemon.
the invitation to friendship with your body is always there, always your right to access. this is an internal dynamic that can’t be taken from us irretrievably.
as with any friendship, this relationship between “self” and body (if we grant the distinction between them, and we certainly don’t have to) is many faceted, bc each contains multitudes. the body brings so much to the relationship–life! and touch, taste, smell, sight, movement, speech, song, rest, breath, pleasure, instincts, communication of needs, the gifts of age, the release of death, more than can be named. more than a friend, even, the body is our partner and our companion. the self can bring to the relationship awareness.
the self is an outgrowth of the body, a gestalt effect of the body’s mechanisms that’s beyond our understanding, but not beyond our experience. the self and the body which instantiates it are natural friends and allies. the combined wisdom of the self and the body is our life-giving guide, a way into wholeness, both collectively and individually.
the body is a friend in the way that any other living creature might be a friend. it’s an improbable miracle, vulnerable, committed to survival, adapting in some wonderful and some misguided ways, worthy of compassion and respect.