Oleg Salt’s Number One Fan

“I got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one!” 𖤐 ♫ ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ ‎♫ 𖤐 cal • any/prns • 15

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[hellenhighwater]

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

[toontwink]

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

[jaegercel]

”why cant two guys just be friends?” and then its homotron2000 and dudekisser4000 😭😭😭😭

[bees-sprees]

I think I found my new favourites ever maybe?

[bugshark]

yellow transparent sprite gifs...!

[sandandglass]

Donald Trump gets attacked by an eagle.

This eagle truly represents America. What a majestic symbol.

[lukcskywalkcrs]

It’s only fitting that this gets reblogged today

[ignisarrow]

🦇🫀🐺

[alan-scottgoober]

oh, you’re new to twilight? here’s all the cullen family members!

edward has autism. don’t mind him.

[ignisarrow]

I love them

[nosunlightplease]

[eeve06]

Random headcanon:

Carlisle has a separate photo album with mug shots of his children, taken when they were in trouble. With captions like "Edward, speeding, 1986" or "Jasper, card counting in Las Vegas, 2000"

There are most photos of Emmett.

[ignisarrow]

[nat-amations]

listening to the candy man isn’t enough I need Willy wonka to beat me with his cane

[sevenmoreminutes]

chocolate guys :-)

[whenverucalsays]

MR SALT 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

[thisreallyis-xav]

broadway teavee doodles featuring willy bonkers

[cipherrepeat]

Rare CATCF post amongst the oz..

[just-let-me-drink]

[childmagazine]

someone from 1997 wished me good luck. it’s like someone from so many years back knows your struggles and i just, i think i’m gonna cry

[that-space-boy]

reblogging for luck from friend in 1997

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

[2rsquared]

I want a new character

[theprettyboysclub]

Then make one.

[deergirlslut]

Everyone talking about posts that changed their brain chemistry seem to be leaving out this classic, which probably propelled me into activism and more self confidence in a way that I cannot put into words.