~living~

hi I'm natalie

[jxnjungkook]

calum on tour

[champagnewithpapi]

[boredbarbara-deactivated2019073]

This right here is the realest shit I’ve ever read

[khadds]

Tbh

[sunshine-snowflake]

[wellbutrinboy]

how many times have i licked the salt lamp in my room since i got it? well that is just my own sweet and sexy secret

[unbotheredmuse]

[momlonde-deactivated20130315]

do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them

[taelusive555]

“probably”

[universal-invariants]

[p4radoxes]

Me

[indi-element]

What's wrong?

everything bitch don’t act stupid

[dankmemeuniversity]

[imovedtomynewblog-deactivated20]

*I Want It That Way - Backstreet Boys comes on*

Me:

[unshrink]

last night I heard my mom telling my dad, “I have two children, stop being the third”.

[tokoshi-deactivated20191031]

me laying in bed on my phone, needing to pee for the past half hour with my phone on 2%

[wikilifeadvice]

limit pasta consumption

[breastforce]

blocked

[sonypraystation]

how u doing

im not thinking about it

[jackdonaghy]

[cwote]

love thisss

[pestinyy]

I luv her casually cleaning as she gives life-changing advice

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[sensitiveaangel]

when janelle monae finished telling me about how everything is sex except sex (which is power) and hit me with that “now ask yourself who’s screwing you” for the first time, i ascended far beyond this plane and met with the deity that rules this universe before coming back into my body a fully enlightened being