Have You Seen My Polen?

Ich Can't Find Polen Anywhere. Please Tell Me Where Polen.

[ask-horny-poland]

Hello Polen-Reichtangle

"wh- uh- cześć? what do you want."

[ask-stressed-germany]

[ That’s not the real Reichtangle! The real one would’ve said 'Guten Tag'!! KILL THE FAKE ]

[ask-horny-poland]

[LMAOO LETS GO ON A ADVENTURE TO FIND OUT WHOS THE REAL REICHTANGLE]

[ask-stressed-germany]

[ YES!! GREAT IDEA!! LETS GOOOO!! ]

[ And so Poland and Germany finally found something they could both agree on, 'Reichtangle bad' and so they both went on a quest together and were probably never seen again- the end!! ]

[ask-horny-poland]

[Oh yeah epic gamer move! What if they find Mirror Poland!??!?!]

[ask-stressed-germany]

[ GASP MIRROR POLEN BABY!!1! ]

[ BABY MAN! LITTLE BABY! LITTLE BABY MAN! BABY BOY BABY!! PRECIOUS LITTLE BABY BOY!! AAAAAAAAAAAA— ]

[ask-horny-poland]

[HELL YEAH MIRROR POLAND BABYY THE BABIEST POLAND CUTIE BABY BABAY BAYABAYAY]

[ask-stressed-germany]

[ I just realized nobody has any fucking clue what the hell we’re talking about this is great ]

[ask-horny-poland]

[AHEM, EVERYONE]

[mirror poland is poland but its the way everyone portrays poland, uwu baby soft]

[And he both love him. Hes baby.]

[ask-stressed-germany]

[ Not just that, he’s also literally stuck inside of a mirror! How quirky!! I love him though he’s precious and I made him so I take all the credit you can’t fight me on this, I got dibs- ]

[where-ist-polen]

"? Polen?? Ich can keep the mirror-"

[where-ist-polen]

“Ich found you.” @polska-can-into-space

[polska-can-into-space]

[where-ist-polen]

"???" Reichtangle just seems very confused at the screaming. He then pulled out a plush bunny, giving it to Poland. "Ich got this-"

[where-ist-polen]

“Ich found you.” @polska-can-into-space

[where-ist-polen]

I think I saw Polen around here somewhere, he definitely looked frightened, you should go help him before someone else gets to him. He could be hurt!

“OFF TO FIND POLEN-”

[where-ist-polen]

Sorry buddy, haven’t seen Poland. I’ve heard that he’s hiding somewhere, though

“Ich need to find mein Polen- He could be scared-”

[where-ist-polen]

Have you checked your basement yet?

“No Polen was there ):”

[polska-can-into-space]

"Polska’s asks are open!!"

"You can send Polska anything, Polska doesn’t mind! Just don’t be weird, okay?"

[where-ist-polen]

[where-ist-polen]

Ask Box is open

Please help find polen