No Mourners. No Funerals.

Sarah. Canada.  Gryffindor. Ask me about the Devonian and/or Permian extinctions and I WILL rant about how cool they were/are.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[amanitacaplan]

5.22 | 6.12

[brucebanners-deactivated2019042]

When will I know I’m ready?

You won’t. It’s a leap of faith. That’s all it is, Miles. A leap of faith.

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) dir. Peter Ramsey, Bob Persichetti, Rodney Rothman

[smadge1]

[livin-like-larry413]

“Cleanse me, Mother”

[yeah-i-crankoff]

“thank”

[panelshowsource]

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I have something extremely important to say

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

My aunt’s dog has a paw print on his paw

[royalharkinian]

The small little gasp I let out is heard universally when you view this picture

[persephoine]

[halles-comet]

Last week I joked that my very cerebral, retired-police-chief-grandpa is basically Holt from Brooklyn 99 and then today someone said, “damn, we’re out of decaf” and he just deadpans “well there’s no need to get hysterical.”

[halles-comet]

Yesterday he said “if you need to insult the same person twice you’ve already failed in your goal to devastate them”

[halles-comet]

My Yaya was trying to remember the name of a guy who stole money from her in high school today and my grandpa instantly pipes up “his name was Bernie Ryan and he was a scoundrel”

[peonyandsage]

[the-bookshop]

Source.

[forest-dreams]

[suspencerrrr]

it was ineffective 

[kidoumoved-deactivated20140130]

when people call me their friend

[sniffling]

you play soccer with them in space????????? what

[kidoumoved-deactivated20140130]

yeah

[dollribbons]

cute little cow baby in a field of red flowers

[hotboyproblems]

the happy ending he deserved

[pixalry]

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[aidn]

just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

[watchthelightfade]

people might not want to be called dude

[aidn]

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

[surirn-blog]

I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

[aidn]

watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care