what even is life

Formless Blob™ ~ she/they ~ just here vibing @random_scribbles on ao3

[huffylemon]

[adhd-vibes]

adhd moods

(edit: not universal experiences, not exclusively adhd experiences, and definitely not a diagnostic tool)

*stands up* *sits down* *gets up again* *walks in a circle* *stands up on chair*

apparently, “yesterday” was actually four days ago

apparently, “four days ago” as actually yesterday

I’m not sure if i just walked away in the middle of that conversation or ended it like a normal person because i can’t remember what happened

ok i’ve found my phone, keys, and wallet!  …..where is my phone?

wait–did i just completely interrupt this person or was there a pause? i don’t remember

everyone hates me 

i know you introduced yourself to me 3 times but i cannot remember your name i am so sorry

*sets 17 alarms* *is still late*

*successfully accomplishes one (1) task or gets someplace on time for once* i am a fraud. clearly i do not have adhd and am just faking for attention :’(

procrastinates to initiate Hyperfocus™️

error: Hyperfocus™️ unavailable because the project is still boring and the time pressure isn’t enough to make it interesting this time

[studentlifeproblems]

[hunterschafer]

JANE AUSTEN LOVE CONFESSIONS. Sense and Sensibility (1995) Emma (2020) Persuasion (1995) Northanger Abbey (2007) Pride & Prejudice (2005) Mansfield Park (1999)

[melonmemes]

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[itsquietinsantafe2]

TODAY

[jodiefoster]

i'm what the kids call

really exhausted. I’m so tired.

[top-crowley-central]

im fucking losing it looking at this tweet. hope yall enjoy it.

[susanoomon]

[maxincrediblemartini]

Art request for Sirius and Remus 💜

[jodiefoster]

i'm what the kids call

really exhausted. I’m so tired.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[ccorinthian]

aw fuck = “I can’t believe you’ve done this”

[whereevenamitho]

Happy Birthday!!

Thank you so much wow!! 🥺💖

[view-from-up-here]

[studentlifeproblems]

[legsdemandias]

Non-Americans who escalate inter-nationality teasing immediately to “school shootings and trump” stop challenge 

[legsdemandias]

American’s Teasing England: Tea in the shower, u have a queen, other relatively benign stereotypes 

American’s Teasing Canada: u have moose and beavers, maple syrup u like it

American’s Teasing Australia: kangaroos and koalas, it’s hot there, summer time, toilets flush backward

Canada, England, and Australia retaliating from that teasing: school shootings, kill a child today hm? your police murder you, you’re gonna die from a preventable disease, everyone in the country is hopelessly poor and dying, everyone’s in debt, you can’t even afford to die. THAT’ll teach u to tease us about having ANIMALS in our country! 

[legsdemandias]

I mean, sure, it’s all fun and games to you. But I’ve had friends legitimately try to kill themselves just thinking about a future in this country. I have co-workers who cried on the first day of school because they were scared of dying. While I was working at a school there were three school shooting threats in 4 weeks. I had friends break out into tears after the massacre in 2018 talking about it in class, terrified that they were going to die while working–or watch students die. 

My high school history teacher was shot in the back on campus. Everyone here knows someone who’s been affected by gun violence. Everyone knows someone who’s been affected by healthcare, or lack thereof. Everyone knows someone whose life has been ruined by college debt. 

The day in, day out nightmare of living in America is not a fucking “GOTCHA” for when you’re trying to tease America. Why is this so hard to comprehend. 

[legsdemandias]

Non-Americans: Ugh americans are so entitled and mean and rude

Also Non-Americans: Oh you’re gonna make fun of me drinking tea? Well you’re gonna be violently murdered and then you’ll go into thousands upon thousands of dollars in debt from the act lol this is an equivalent comparison and doesn’t make me look like the asshole in the situation at all!! Americans are soooo rude!

[miyotesse]

Any examples of what we can tease you about then? Any universal Americanisms that cause the right amount of offense without stepping over the line?

[legsdemandias]

Imperial system

Shoes on in house

Smiling too much

High school football

Opossums, raccoons, deer, etc.

Carpet (I’ve heard other countries aren’t as obsessed with carpet as Americans)

Sales tax (how much will this cost? Nobody knows!)

Roadside tourist attractions (world’s biggest ball of yarn etc)

“it’s only a 6 hour drive”

Buying tea in a gallon jug

Being in the prairie states and there literally being nothing in any direction for miles not even trees

Tornadoes anything to do with tornado culture

Waffle house

The mere concept of semi trucks / 18 wheelers

Every state except California claiming they have the weirdest weather

[kawree]

five petrol stations within a two block radius, sometimes two of the same brand ketchup is too spicy mayonnaise on/in literally everything we put noodles and mayo in a bowl and call it a salad i shit you not absolute failures at geography deep fried everything. seriously. we deep fry BUTTER.

[paracosim]

Absolutely everything and anything somehow being a casserole

HELL IS REAL billboard here in Ohio

The giant dinosaur roadside tourist attraction out in the middle of nowhere

Route 66

Corn fields, everywhere you look

[petrichorepoch]

Weird salads (like ambrosia)

Fanny packs

Prom (I’ve heard other countries don’t have prom? Or any of the other 100 school dances a year??)

People microwave their tea instead of boiling it

The white people half-jog-and-wave combo when crossing the street

Endless ads for pharmaceuticals

[legsdemandias]

[captainlordauditor]

how about not having our laundry machines in any sensible places? mine’s in the fucking basement, so all of us have to haul our laundry up and down a flight of stairs. this is extremely common

[rizaoftheowls]

The difficulty is that all our Stupid Nonsense is so regional. For example, the appropriate wildlife joke here in the Northeast is bears. But my family in Florida has had to shoo alligators out of the backyard like a common nuisance.

[miraculous-mermaid03]

Pep rallies/spirit week

[blowjob-horseguy]

Church on every corner

The oldest buildings we have are only like 200 years old

‘Are you catholic?’ ‘No I’m Christian’

Bright orange dirt

Whats that wierd light over there? Oh thats just the ghost of a Confederate soldier/ Revolutionary soldier/ Colonial person/ Slave

Iced tea

The coast is obsessed with pirates

Everything’s about Jesus. I’m serious you can’t go anywhere without something being about Jesus or scripture. (Pls send help)

Collards (they’re only fucking edible if you boil them for like 7 hours and then cook them with enough shit that you can’t taste the actual collards)

Trust me you do not know how small a town can get

Always be prepared to feel like you’ve gone at least 30 years back in time

‘It’s only 80°f’

What even is the metric system

H- E- Double hockey sticks

Don’t want to get pregnant? Don’t have sex!!! No we will not teach you anything else.

The graveyard of the Atlantic

Gardening is #Important

[miraculous-mermaid03]

I already reblogged this but I want to add

The barbeque sauce debate

Yinz/yall/yous

No matter how small a town is, there is at least one McDonalds (there is one in the town I live in. It is the only restaurant. The nearest big town has at least 4)

Ranch. On everything. Every where.

[jodiefoster]

i'm what the kids call

really exhausted. I’m so tired.