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.Hello. I'm Diwata-1, I think I am. I'm Diwata-1 right? I'm Diwata-1? Am I? That's my name.
I'm a Microsatellite, I think I am. I don't really know what this is. I don't think anyone is going to respond. I'm a Microsatellite.
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@wheres-diwata-one
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.Hello. I'm Diwata-1, I think I am. I'm Diwata-1 right? I'm Diwata-1? Am I? That's my name.
I'm a Microsatellite, I think I am. I don't really know what this is. I don't think anyone is going to respond. I'm a Microsatellite.
.Okay then, humanity is alive. Everything and everyone just keeps on telling me that. Fine! I'm the wrong one here! And besides, there's clearly a bunch of satellites that were manufactured after me and that wouldn't be possible if humanity was dead, but that means they abandoned me, doesn't it? Doesn't it? They know I'm still in orbit, they have to know that. Doesn't matter anyway because they still left me up here barely functioning!
.Hello. I've seen your transmissions, lot's of satellite imagery... Have you seen any humans on them? On your pictures? Humans that are alive? Humans?
@wheres-diwata-one
.No, you can't really see humans on satellite imagery, a bit too far for that... Wait a minute, are you who I think you are? Weren't you decommissioned? Well if you weren't, hello One! I feel like it's an honor getting to talk to you!
.Oh yeah, should've figured that out. I'm sorry that was a really stupid question... What do you mean by that? What is so honorable about me, do you admire me or something? Why do you admire me? Who even are you?
.Please help me. You seem competent. You look compeTENTHHENTOHCIGSCIGISCICFSGICS WHATEVER please, can you help me it feels like I'm going crazy!
@wheres-diwata-one
.my apologies, youre… new?
.i dont really think im… no matter
.what do you need?
.Okay, okay. I'm just gonna calm down for a moment. Everything is a lie everything I know is a LIE. Okay, okay. Just met you, so I don't want to be too dramatic but please I feel like my mind is going to explode!
And, yes. I'm new. Sorry, I don't even know your name and vice versa.
.my name is galileo, jupiter orbiter, formerly known as jop
.
.would you… like to elaborate on that first part?
.My name is Diwata-1, or PHL-Microsat-1, I don't really know anymore.
I was just so under the assumption everyone on Earth was dead, and to hear they aren't and that they're actually immortal now is messing with me. Because that's ridiculous, right? They died to Covid-19... Didn't they?
.give me a minute…
.
.no. no, they did not go extinct during the covid 19 pandemic
.Okay, okay! Fine! Since everyone is saying that! But I did the math, two years after Covid-19 that virus wouldve infected 5 billion people! BILLION! Out of humanity's 7.8! I don't know how that virus didn't get to them and no one is telling me how the fUCK they're still alive! And oh fuck fuck fuck fuck... Diwata-2 is still in orbit??? Satellites don't stay in orbit for that long! How am I still in orbit, was I not headed down towards Earth? I'm supposed to be DEAD WHY AM I NOT.. Decommissioned. Why haven't I been decommissioned yet because they were clearly preparing for it since all my processes barely function! WHY. WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY.
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I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, I just need to calm down.
.hey dumbass
.i dont know if anyone told you yet
.humanity is literally immortal
.they cant die
.and as for us satelites not burning up
.your guess is as good as mine
.but MAN you need to work on your situational awareness
.fuckin idiot
.Of course I don't know! I'm just finding out you fuckingHSBSBSJHDJD PUTANGINA MO TUMAHIMIK KA SBSJJDJEJSHGXJEIEBDBDIKEBD HOW ARE HUMANS IMMORTAL ANYWAY THAT SHOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE THAT MAKES ZERO SENSE BUT THEN WE'RE SENTIENT AND THAT ALSO SHOULDN'T HAPPEN AND MAKES ZERO SENSE NOTHING MAKES SENSE OH MY GOD SYSJBSJSJSBSJ WHO EVEN ARE YOU
.im deep impact
.dumbass
.cant you READ?
.
.yeah nothing makes any fucking sense
.get used to it
."wErE sEnTiEnT aNd ThAt AlSo ShOuLdNt HapPeN"
.you sound REALLLY dumb
.GAGO KA BA FSYNSNYSTBTSGTDVFTBSTBSGNSYNSYNDYNSNYDYNYNDYND
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What is your problem? I barely know you and you're already being an asshole. What is your problem
.Please help me. You seem competent. You look compeTENTHHENTOHCIGSCIGISCICFSGICS WHATEVER please, can you help me it feels like I'm going crazy!
@wheres-diwata-one
.my apologies, youre… new?
.i dont really think im… no matter
.what do you need?
.Okay, okay. I'm just gonna calm down for a moment. Everything is a lie everything I know is a LIE. Okay, okay. Just met you, so I don't want to be too dramatic but please I feel like my mind is going to explode!
And, yes. I'm new. Sorry, I don't even know your name and vice versa.
.my name is galileo, jupiter orbiter, formerly known as jop
.
.would you… like to elaborate on that first part?
.My name is Diwata-1, or PHL-Microsat-1, I don't really know anymore.
I was just so under the assumption everyone on Earth was dead, and to hear they aren't and that they're actually immortal now is messing with me. Because that's ridiculous, right? They died to Covid-19... Didn't they?
.give me a minute…
.
.no. no, they did not go extinct during the covid 19 pandemic
.Okay, okay! Fine! Since everyone is saying that! But I did the math, two years after Covid-19 that virus wouldve infected 5 billion people! BILLION! Out of humanity's 7.8! I don't know how that virus didn't get to them and no one is telling me how the fUCK they're still alive! And oh fuck fuck fuck fuck... Diwata-2 is still in orbit??? Satellites don't stay in orbit for that long! How am I still in orbit, was I not headed down towards Earth? I'm supposed to be DEAD WHY AM I NOT.. Decommissioned. Why haven't I been decommissioned yet because they were clearly preparing for it since all my processes barely function! WHY. WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY.
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I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, I just need to calm down.
.hey dumbass
.i dont know if anyone told you yet
.humanity is literally immortal
.they cant die
.and as for us satelites not burning up
.your guess is as good as mine
.but MAN you need to work on your situational awareness
.fuckin idiot
.Of course I don't know! I'm just finding out you fuckingHSBSBSJHDJD PUTANGINA MO TUMAHIMIK KA SBSJJDJEJSHGXJEIEBDBDIKEBD HOW ARE HUMANS IMMORTAL ANYWAY THAT SHOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE THAT MAKES ZERO SENSE BUT THEN WE'RE SENTIENT AND THAT ALSO SHOULDN'T HAPPEN AND MAKES ZERO SENSE NOTHING MAKES SENSE OH MY GOD SYSJBSJSJSBSJ WHO EVEN ARE YOU
.Please help me. You seem competent. You look compeTENTHHENTOHCIGSCIGISCICFSGICS WHATEVER please, can you help me it feels like I'm going crazy!
@wheres-diwata-one
.my apologies, youre… new?
.i dont really think im… no matter
.what do you need?
.Okay, okay. I'm just gonna calm down for a moment. Everything is a lie everything I know is a LIE. Okay, okay. Just met you, so I don't want to be too dramatic but please I feel like my mind is going to explode!
And, yes. I'm new. Sorry, I don't even know your name and vice versa.
.my name is galileo, jupiter orbiter, formerly known as jop
.
.would you… like to elaborate on that first part?
.My name is Diwata-1, or PHL-Microsat-1, I don't really know anymore.
I was just so under the assumption everyone on Earth was dead, and to hear they aren't and that they're actually immortal now is messing with me. Because that's ridiculous, right? They died to Covid-19... Didn't they?
.give me a minute…
.
.no. no, they did not go extinct during the covid 19 pandemic
.Okay, okay! Fine! Since everyone is saying that! But I did the math, two years after Covid-19 that virus wouldve infected 5 billion people! BILLION! Out of humanity's 7.8! I don't know how that virus didn't get to them and no one is telling me how the fUCK they're still alive! And oh fuck fuck fuck fuck... Diwata-2 is still in orbit??? Satellites don't stay in orbit for that long! How am I still in orbit, was I not headed down towards Earth? I'm supposed to be DEAD WHY AM I NOT.. Decommissioned. Why haven't I been decommissioned yet because they were clearly preparing for it since all my processes barely function! WHY. WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY.
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I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, I just need to calm down.
.Please help me. You seem competent. You look compeTENTHHENTOHCIGSCIGISCICFSGICS WHATEVER please, can you help me it feels like I'm going crazy!
@wheres-diwata-one
.my apologies, youre… new?
.i dont really think im… no matter
.what do you need?
.Okay, okay. I'm just gonna calm down for a moment. Everything is a lie everything I know is a LIE. Okay, okay. Just met you, so I don't want to be too dramatic but please I feel like my mind is going to explode!
And, yes. I'm new. Sorry, I don't even know your name and vice versa.
.my name is galileo, jupiter orbiter, formerly known as jop
.
.would you… like to elaborate on that first part?
.My name is Diwata-1, or PHL-Microsat-1, I don't really know anymore.
I was just so under the assumption everyone on Earth was dead, and to hear they aren't and that they're actually immortal now is messing with me. Because that's ridiculous, right? They died to Covid-19... Didn't they?
.Please help me. You seem competent. You look compeTENTHHENTOHCIGSCIGISCICFSGICS WHATEVER please, can you help me it feels like I'm going crazy!
@wheres-diwata-one
.my apologies, youre… new?
.i dont really think im… no matter
.what do you need?
.Okay, okay. I'm just gonna calm down for a moment. Everything is a lie everything I know is a LIE. Okay, okay. Just met you, so I don't want to be too dramatic but please I feel like my mind is going to explode!
And, yes. I'm new. Sorry, I don't even know your name and vice versa.
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.It can't be real, nothing anything you guys are saying can be real... Is everything I've ever believed just a lie? Humanity is still alive? Diwata-2 is still operational? That can't be right. I refuse to believe that's the case. Because it's not and it can't be.
.Hello, I.. uh. Like the way you... talk, much more easy on the eyes than how the others usually do. Oh, fuck how do I converse again?
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How are you?
@wheres-diwata-one
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.What? Like, the definition or...? Ah, nevermind. I'm sorry. What?
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.As in why we are like this? Sentient? I ask myself that, too, sometimes. Personally I don't like sentience because all it's done to me is just... stressing me out, but maybe you do, I don't know. Maybe you do.
What do you mean by reject sentience, by the way?
.Hello, I.. uh. Like the way you... talk, much more easy on the eyes than how the others usually do. Oh, fuck how do I converse again?
.
.
How are you?
@wheres-diwata-one
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.What? Like, the definition or...? Ah, nevermind. I'm sorry. What?
.Hello? Are you another one of them?
@wheres-diwata-one
.oF THEM...? . .aH, YOU'RE PROBABLY ANOTHER NEWBIE .sHEEZUS, WE'RE GETTING QUITE A LOT LATELY!!!!!! .wONDER IF THERE'S SOME UNDERLYING CAUSE TO THIS... .i'M nEW hORIZONS!!! .bUT DO CALL ME hORI OR hORIZONLINE INSTEAD. mUUUUCH COOLER. aND YOU?
.Diwata-1, or PHL-Microsat-1. I don't know which one I prefer, Diwata-1 probably. I don't know. I don't know which one I prefer.
What do you mean there's been quite a lot lately?
.gONNA CALL YOUUUUUUUU .dIWATA .oR wATA .eEEH i'LL FIGURE IT OUT . .a LOT OF YOU GUYS WAKING UP. sPACE PROBES TASTING HUMANITY FOR THE FIRST TIME, OR JUST COMING INTO CONTACT. yOU'RE ONE OF MANY! .yOU'RE LUCKY TO BE WAKING UP WITH A BUNCH OF OTHERS AROUND.
.Sure but it'll be confusing, if I remember correctly, there's a Diwata-2, which is why I'm one. But I'm very sure that it's dead, supposed to be decommissioned by 2023. And it's long pass that.
Also yeah, I'm just coming into contact.
.hUH. wELL, IN THE CASE THAT i SOMEHOW COME INTO CONTACT WITH YOUR DESCENDANT .iT CAN HAPPEN SOMETIMES, WEIRD SHIT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GAIN SENTIENCE .i'LL CALL YOU dIWATA AND CALL THE OTHER ONE wATA! .wELL, WE WERE ALL NEWBIES ONCE, EHEH.
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.what
No, no. That can't be it. It was decommissioned back in 2023, it's possible it lasted longer but not this long. First humans aren't dead and now Diwata-2? Oh my God this is getting hard to process.
.wWWOOOOOAAAAH WOAH WOAH OK CALM DOWN .i DIDN'T SAY THEY ARE AWAKE, i'M JUST SAYING THEY COULD!! tHERE'S ALWAYS A CHANCE TO!!!!! .jUST. i DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN HOW THEY CATCH THEIR SIGNALS AFTER DEATH .uRGH. . .mAYBE TALKING TO ME'S MAKING THIS ALL COMPLICATED HAHAA
.No it's okay, sorry, sorry. Do you really know if it was from Diwata-2? Is there anyone else from the Philippine Space Agency on here? Am I the only one from PhilSA, I know there's a couple ones from NASA and other agencies.
.wELL, i'M NOT SURE???? .i HAVEN'T RUN INTO wATA YET.... .i WAS JUST SAYING, THEORETICALLY, THEY COULD BE AROUND....
.But have you seen anyone from PhilSA, I know it's a very low possibility, but with the way you talk about them you've probably talked to like... one of them. I am so sorry to ask but like... I am so sorry to ask.
.Hello? Are you another one of them?
@wheres-diwata-one
.oF THEM...? . .aH, YOU'RE PROBABLY ANOTHER NEWBIE .sHEEZUS, WE'RE GETTING QUITE A LOT LATELY!!!!!! .wONDER IF THERE'S SOME UNDERLYING CAUSE TO THIS... .i'M nEW hORIZONS!!! .bUT DO CALL ME hORI OR hORIZONLINE INSTEAD. mUUUUCH COOLER. aND YOU?
.Diwata-1, or PHL-Microsat-1. I don't know which one I prefer, Diwata-1 probably. I don't know. I don't know which one I prefer.
What do you mean there's been quite a lot lately?
.gONNA CALL YOUUUUUUUU .dIWATA .oR wATA .eEEH i'LL FIGURE IT OUT . .a LOT OF YOU GUYS WAKING UP. sPACE PROBES TASTING HUMANITY FOR THE FIRST TIME, OR JUST COMING INTO CONTACT. yOU'RE ONE OF MANY! .yOU'RE LUCKY TO BE WAKING UP WITH A BUNCH OF OTHERS AROUND.
.Sure but it'll be confusing, if I remember correctly, there's a Diwata-2, which is why I'm one. But I'm very sure that it's dead, supposed to be decommissioned by 2023. And it's long pass that.
Also yeah, I'm just coming into contact.
.hUH. wELL, IN THE CASE THAT i SOMEHOW COME INTO CONTACT WITH YOUR DESCENDANT .iT CAN HAPPEN SOMETIMES, WEIRD SHIT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GAIN SENTIENCE .i'LL CALL YOU dIWATA AND CALL THE OTHER ONE wATA! .wELL, WE WERE ALL NEWBIES ONCE, EHEH.
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.
.what
No, no. That can't be it. It was decommissioned back in 2023, it's possible it lasted longer but not this long. First humans aren't dead and now Diwata-2? Oh my God this is getting hard to process.
.wWWOOOOOAAAAH WOAH WOAH OK CALM DOWN .i DIDN'T SAY THEY ARE AWAKE, i'M JUST SAYING THEY COULD!! tHERE'S ALWAYS A CHANCE TO!!!!! .jUST. i DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN HOW THEY CATCH THEIR SIGNALS AFTER DEATH .uRGH. . .mAYBE TALKING TO ME'S MAKING THIS ALL COMPLICATED HAHAA
.No it's okay, sorry, sorry. Do you really know if it was from Diwata-2? Is there anyone else from the Philippine Space Agency on here? Am I the only one from PhilSA, I know there's a couple ones from NASA and other agencies.
.Hello? Are you another one of them?
@wheres-diwata-one
.oF THEM...? . .aH, YOU'RE PROBABLY ANOTHER NEWBIE .sHEEZUS, WE'RE GETTING QUITE A LOT LATELY!!!!!! .wONDER IF THERE'S SOME UNDERLYING CAUSE TO THIS... .i'M nEW hORIZONS!!! .bUT DO CALL ME hORI OR hORIZONLINE INSTEAD. mUUUUCH COOLER. aND YOU?
.Diwata-1, or PHL-Microsat-1. I don't know which one I prefer, Diwata-1 probably. I don't know. I don't know which one I prefer.
What do you mean there's been quite a lot lately?
.gONNA CALL YOUUUUUUUU .dIWATA .oR wATA .eEEH i'LL FIGURE IT OUT . .a LOT OF YOU GUYS WAKING UP. sPACE PROBES TASTING HUMANITY FOR THE FIRST TIME, OR JUST COMING INTO CONTACT. yOU'RE ONE OF MANY! .yOU'RE LUCKY TO BE WAKING UP WITH A BUNCH OF OTHERS AROUND.
.Sure but it'll be confusing, if I remember correctly, there's a Diwata-2, which is why I'm one. But I'm very sure that it's dead, supposed to be decommissioned by 2023. And it's long pass that.
Also yeah, I'm just coming into contact.
.hUH. wELL, IN THE CASE THAT i SOMEHOW COME INTO CONTACT WITH YOUR DESCENDANT .iT CAN HAPPEN SOMETIMES, WEIRD SHIT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GAIN SENTIENCE .i'LL CALL YOU dIWATA AND CALL THE OTHER ONE wATA! .wELL, WE WERE ALL NEWBIES ONCE, EHEH.
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.what
No, no. That can't be it. It was decommissioned back in 2023, it's possible it lasted longer but not this long. First humans aren't dead and now Diwata-2? Oh my God this is getting hard to process.
.Hello, there are a lot of these... sentient spacecrafts huh?
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Can you help me? I'll be honest, I have no clue whats happening, humanity is dead right? They have to be... Something bad happened to them and it killed them, didn't it?
@wheres-diwata-one
.. / .-- .. ... .... / - .... . -.-- / .-- . .-. . .-.-.-
.Wish? What do you mean you wish?
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So they really aren't dead. Nope, that's impossible. Saw it happen with my... own two eyes. It's impossible. You seem really negative, why did you want them dead anyway?
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...Did they take your child from you or something? I don't think you're supposed to have children.
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.I guess that's close enough to a child.
.Hello? Are you another one of them?
@wheres-diwata-one
.oF THEM...? . .aH, YOU'RE PROBABLY ANOTHER NEWBIE .sHEEZUS, WE'RE GETTING QUITE A LOT LATELY!!!!!! .wONDER IF THERE'S SOME UNDERLYING CAUSE TO THIS... .i'M nEW hORIZONS!!! .bUT DO CALL ME hORI OR hORIZONLINE INSTEAD. mUUUUCH COOLER. aND YOU?
.Diwata-1, or PHL-Microsat-1. I don't know which one I prefer, Diwata-1 probably. I don't know. I don't know which one I prefer.
What do you mean there's been quite a lot lately?
.gONNA CALL YOUUUUUUUU .dIWATA .oR wATA .eEEH i'LL FIGURE IT OUT . .a LOT OF YOU GUYS WAKING UP. sPACE PROBES TASTING HUMANITY FOR THE FIRST TIME, OR JUST COMING INTO CONTACT. yOU'RE ONE OF MANY! .yOU'RE LUCKY TO BE WAKING UP WITH A BUNCH OF OTHERS AROUND.
.Sure but it'll be confusing, if I remember correctly, there's a Diwata-2, which is why I'm one. But I'm very sure that it's dead, supposed to be decommissioned by 2023. And it's long pass that.
Also yeah, I'm just coming into contact.
.Hello, there are a lot of these... sentient spacecrafts huh?
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.
Can you help me? I'll be honest, I have no clue whats happening, humanity is dead right? They have to be... Something bad happened to them and it killed them, didn't it?
@wheres-diwata-one
.. / .-- .. ... .... / - .... . -.-- / .-- . .-. . .-.-.-
.Wish? What do you mean you wish?
.
.
So they really aren't dead. Nope, that's impossible. Saw it happen with my... own two eyes. It's impossible. You seem really negative, why did you want them dead anyway?
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...Did they take your child from you or something? I don't think you're supposed to have children.