Cuntitled

22 straight male married to my straight female wife (she might be kinda into girls idk) in the Marine Corps Interests include: guns, my dog, naked women, and doing stupid shit

[woodmeat]

Yo quick shout out to titties

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Can’t wait to finish up my leg sleeve

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

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Leroy’s been sleeping on the patio table for over a year now....Ralph just started last week

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Send me some asks

I’m on duty right now with no one to talk to and just trying to get back into the tumblr game. Ask me anything, talk shit to me, tell me your secrets I don’t care

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My asthetic is black and white without ever actually smiling. All of these pictures are at least 3 months apart.

[mrlovenstein]

Secret Panel HERE!

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Who thinks my wife should let me film our sex life more 👀

[showerthoughtsofficial]

There is no reason two consenting adults can’t have a battle to the death.

[mattcheww420]

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Just me fucking my wife

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Hotels will charge you $250 for smoking in the room, but ejaculating everywhere is all right.

[wheres-my-dd-214]

I meant videos when you get back lol. And why don’t you ever post any sexy photos of yourself?? :)

Because I like anonymity

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Take this to your grave

Is hands down the best fall out boy album.

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You and your wife should post some videos together since y'all seem to be so horny ;)

Yeah let me do that while I'm halfway across the fucking world from her dick head

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That awkward moment when instagram tells you to marry your best friend. We're both straight guys...and I'm already married...sorry babe 💁🏼

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Honestly I'm kind of horny all the time

But then there's sometimes where my dick gets so hard that it hurts and it just makes me sad that I haven't fucked my wife in six months. Then I'm just sitting here sad and rock hard and it's just not a good combination