Where's the D?

A blog devoted to penises in comics... or the lack thereof.

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... tumblr does have a tendency to not notify me of stuff going on on this blog, sometimes, so if I don’t get the message right away, I do apologize for that as well orz

[deadgirlwalked]

True equality was reached in Jurassic Park 1993 with Robert Muldoon and Dr. Ellie Sattler wearing the same length shorts.

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Loving the hiphuggers on Thad, but we somehow both blocked out AND plunged his crotch into shadow? Pick a lane! A cowardly, cowardly lane!

[dailydccomics]

Aquaman by Ozgur Yildirim

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Love the pose, absolutely. So relaxed adn comfortable, while still showing off those muscles. I can even make out the muscles in his his thighs and calves but... oh. Oh it looks like something's missing.

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Youngblood Deluxe #4 (2025) "art" by Rob Liefeld

[cosmic-ghost-rider]

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I feel like I've seen similar levels of D-n't, but certainly not from such a prominent angle!

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Vlad starts calling himself "the Grim Hunter" here, which is... a name... also it is wild that Pete didn't guess who this dude was from the whole get-up and moves and like... You know... everything?

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I'm seeing a bunch of your classic Cut Ds and Conveniently CovereDs, but more importantly, I want to draw attention to the last pannel of the first page, where Petey's collapsed, legs splayed, as he is wont to do, lets admit it, but! BUT! Rather than being expectedly Lost in the Darkness, or even more expectedly, a Ken Doll situation... Look. Look! Look at that tiny... little... highlight!

The bar is literally on the floor but that! Is a dick!

[coolcomicbookcovers]

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God, it's like an incel vs one of those self proclaimed alpha males. Whoever wins, we lose.

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I have a treat for you…

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submitted by @bat-shit-memes-dot-com

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Oh, absolutely! Ignoring Wad's second set of pecs, which I am sure are supposed to be a rib cage but-- c'mon. That's a second pair of pecs if I've ever seen them -- you have to laugh at how utterly SMOOTH and SHINY his his crotch is. Especially when both he and Rocket are toting such incredible phallic symbols.

[frettedzetaplushball]

[justdealingwithsomeissues]

The wording on this is real weird and makes it sound like her is like "I'm so gonna sleep with my girlfriend/fiance!!"

Also, they are trying to lean into this "he has dark magic in his soul!" angle, but his magic flavor seems to change every single issue so take that with a grain of sand.

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Not me, spending more time than I should trying ot figure out if that spot on Stephen's viewer left pec is supposed to be his nipple. If so, kudos! A rare example of an artist going out of their way to hilight a male nip then.

[fantasticfourforever]

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Sue is in a lovingly rendered skintight body suit. We've made sure to cross hatch the top of her breasts just incase you might for a second think she's not absolutely stacked.

Victor and his guards, meanwhile, are in body obscuring tunics and armor.

boooooooo

They should all be so lovingly detailed.

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everything about this is wrong

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submitted by @conejxs​

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I like to shift my eyes to make his crotch switch from concave to convex. I feel like it would make the same sound as those bubble wrap fidget toys.

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Our two Doctors Fate are both blastin away at DeSaad. They've both got capes, both got golden metal diapers. But we get to see allllll of Doctor Fate (Linda)'s body, where as Doctor Fate (Eric) seems to be getting pulled into a black hole.

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Guardians of the Galaxy (Vol. 4) #6 - March 2016 - Art - Art Adams

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Peter's traditionally been in the Nightwing-Gambit tradition of characters, with lots of cheesecake for the non-straight-cis-males of the world. However, ever since he was plucked out of C-tier obscurity and played by Pudding Face Crisp Ratt, he's been losing a lot of his cheesecake. Take this cover for instance! Compare his costume and pose to Kitty's.

A shame.

[coolcomicbookcovers]

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I approve of the arrangement here, with Peter going crotch-to-camera, and Mac's even got detais in the Sudden Darkness That Is His Nethers! However, sadly, they are both still Absolute Ken Dolls.

[bagofbonesmp3]

amen brother

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X-Men (Vol. 2) #100 - March 2000 - Art - Art Adams

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I love when artists are SO horned up that they need to, NEED to, make sure BOTH titties look jubblie, perspective be damned, and thusly end up drawing one aggressively larger than the other. Obviously breasts do come in mis-matched sizes in real life, but I somehow don't think that's what is being attempted in comics.