"what colour fox would you be?"

weez (any/all) phannie, mcr5 truther, poet, tf2 slut 🍉🧡☎️♟️

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Friday night am I right lover

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happy pride month everyone

Shoutout to asexual bi trans people, genderqueers, ppl who reclaim the word Pansy, and girls in het-presenting relationships

And straight men who watch dan and phil

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non-phannie friend showed me this series today

that's literally just dan and phil (and their army of lesbians on the right)

[starlitpleiades]

Found this on Pinterest

[healingsuggestions]

one day I will meet a person who won’t find my mind a little too heavy. who won’t tell me to stop thinking and overthinking. someone who understands that loving people so much is who I am. someone that won’t call me a handful. someone who is ready to love with all they have too. someone who wants to take on this world with me by their side. that will be a happy day.

[bewareofthenotsonewphannie]

look, i'm usually not on twt anymore these days but the image this last reply paints is too fucking funny

[redstonedust]

sticks my finger in the barrel of your gun so it backfires on you looney toons style but the gun moaned and now none of us know what genre we're in.

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

WE GOT A POSTER!!!!!!! 😭😍❤️

[cemeteryplans]

bro we’re at monster jam and this chick won’t get off of hilson tumblr

[cuckooclouds-art]

I miss their sacred lunchtimes

[iamacebookworm]

There are some things that are always true; universal truths I like to call them.

Somewhere in this grand universe of infinite possibilities and endless ways lives can take shape, some things are ALWAYS happening, regardless.

Somewhere, always; someone is falling in love for the first time 🥰

Somewhere always; a child feels safe and loved and held as their parents scoop them into proud arms. They are being loved and honoured the way all children should be.

Somewhere, always; someone just petted their first dog, and it was amazing 😃

And, most importantly?

Somewhere, always; House and Wilson are still having lunch together. Infinitely. Perfectly. Endlessly. Time never ends, and their laughter never stops. They are ALWAYS there, in this perfect moment. House is reaching across the table and stealing a fry off Wilson’s plate, and Wilson is laughing so freely, and with such joy. The kind of laughter his lonely childhood and early years would considered impossible. He's laughing until his whole face is scrunchy in a way it never scrunches for anyone else. And House is flashing a quick cheeky grin. A mischievous glean, the very one that was so harshly disaplined during his childhood. Yet he wears it loud and proud, presently, forever here in this moment with Wilson, the only person who's ever truly accepted him for who is is, who's offered him unconditional love, who has never asked him to change. And damn, does he love Wilson right back. In infinite ways. Impossible ways. The two of them need not say this though, for it exceeds words. Humans have not invented numbers high enough to count all the skies in the sky, and this, what they have, here and now and forever, transcends all limits of language in just the same way. Wilson says it with his laugh. House says it as he steals another french fry. They're laughing about something totally irrelevant. They're talking about nothing - and yet, they're talking about everything. Immeasurable, absolute, boundless, and eternal. What they have simply cannot be stopped by limited, flawed, Earthy concepts like time, death, ageing, illness, or change.

Somewhere, always, House and Wilson are still having lunch together; and they always will be.

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i relate on a spiritual level to post-pandemic phil - not fully cooked yet, trying new things, strange liminal haircut that doesn't really exist

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old dream recount i found in my notes app

[homunculus-argument]

A wizard that discovers a potion that has no other trait than giving you 15 minutes of intensely gay thoughts. It doesn't seem to work on anyone else.

It's not magical. The brew just contains plants rich in iron and several key nutrients and vitamins that the wizard is chronically deficient in.

[kittyhalk]

Warding off the oncoming depressive episode by reading about very old tortoises

[kittyhalk]

Pleased to report that the 190 year old tortoise is a gay icon

[kittyhalk]

Jonathan is the oldest known land animal btw. I need everyone to know that the oldest animal alive is a gay tortoise

[whitepeopletwitter]

[injuries-in-dust]

Fun Fact, thats, more or less, something that wealthy people in China and Japan did, they were called “musical floorboards.” Designed to squeak when stood upon. A person could make noise all the way down a corridor.

The residents and servants knew which floorboards made a sound and avoided them. But a burglar, or assassin didn’t. If you heard the creaking of floorboards, you knew danger was coming.

Even better, despite what movies may show, a lot of the old west was founded by Chinese immigrants, so there could have been carpenters around who knew how to make the musical floorboards!

[apocalypticvalraven]

They were also called Nightingale Floors, and looking up to make sure I had the right term, I found they were super clever! They were more than just ill-fit boards or whatever makes floors creak normally, they actually used little metal bars under the boards placed into small holes in the boards to cause the creak.

[swan2swan]

The best things on the internet are when someone makes a joke and then Miss Frizzle rolls up for an educational adventure.

[safrev]

a little traditional soldier doodle while im workin on other wips and coms

[reumv]

Practice