certified chismosa

  one more anal-probing gyro-pyro levitating ecoplasm alien anti-matter story and I'm going to take out my gun and shoot somebody

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

[stuckinapril]

I’m fine

[stuckinapril]

I need divine intervention

[mayothompson]

Damn babygirl your worldview is relentlessly negative and terrifying

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

every day i aspire to be insane flirtatious androgynous and violent just like bugs bunny

[mr-styles]

Fine Line Live at The Forum BTS

[imdatingurdad]

Embracing my demons. French kissing them. Might fuck them

[fanghusband]

may your 2022 be vampiric and homoerotic

[weaver-z]

As Bed Bath and Above, so Bed Bath and Below

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

Me irl: No one can EVER know this secret Me to 8k strangers online: You guys will never believe this

[touhouweed]

yandere cafe if your waitress catches you ordering from someone else she kills you

[timefriend]

the new and improved ouija board will now have emojis on it

[timefriend]

me: is anyone there… ghost: -slaps my hand over to the 😂-

[nunjournal]

we would be so lost without garlic

[commander-ledi]

social anxiety level: solos dungeons intended for groups because im terrified of making myself look stupid in front of other players

[rexuality]

who’s your mom’s celebrity crush? if you don’t know she’s not mom'ing hard enough

[radicalgraff]

“We can’t just vote fascism away, the time has come to DISOBEY”

Seen in Portland, Oregon, USA

[gentlekirk]

catholics be like “don’t be horny kids” and then bombard you with images of half naked men tied up to things 

[caroldanversenthusiast]

Happy Pride Month Everyone