Good Morning

26yo•5’6”•Texas•in a triad•NSFW•Queer

[riverdogturnedbear]

It’s been a while

[riverdogturnedbear]

What order do you prefer to do them in?

Sex, then a meal

A meal, then sex

Voting ended onMay 28, 2025

[riverdogturnedbear]

Me and my lucky jockstrap

[were--ralph]

i wish i had my foreskin still its so tragic

[pocket-deer-belly]

Tell that skinny twink whos obsessed with fat boys that he can be fat if he wants to be

[riverdogturnedbear]

[riverdogturnedbear]

Wedding attire (sibling’s wedding)

[thickness-protection-program]

Happy black history month and fuck trump

[porterr-robinson]

v.2

[usedtobehmc]

If I ever don’t reblog this, you can assume I’m dead. It’s just pure, sound-design gold.

The cuts, the slow ramp-ups, how it matches his dance moves.

MWAH.

[riverdogturnedbear]

Someone help me out of bed please, or you can come crawl under the covers. Too tired to get up today 😖

[gingerbearbulk]

Am I too old for tumblr now

[riverdogturnedbear]

I’ll have to wash my mirror when I get the chance 💦

[tytoalbion]

*Smash Bros challenger approaches noise*

Bonus:

[screenshotsofdespair]

[foone]

*bzzt* what is “being fat”?

[riverdogturnedbear]

Titty Tuesday

[tytoalbion]

Monday, time to be a ho

[georgesantosapologist-deactivat]

[55bltzkrgfrtz]

[riverdogturnedbear]

I wanna try out a sport, what one should I play?