good deal

megan, 20, usa

[thebootydiaries]

Person: Pokemon Go is lame

Me: Don't talk to me or my 49 ratattas ever again

[lesbiantahani]

Jenny Slate, Stage Fright (2019)

[ryebreadgf]

Ugly, Bitter, and True by Suzanne Rivecca

[homemade-ghosts]

John Mulaney on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (2020)

[sirfrogsworth]

The Last Zoom

[ MythAddict ]

[thequotejournals]

“And it’s the wonders I’m after, even if I have to bleed for them.”

— Catherynne M. Valente, The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of Her Own Making | @thequotejournals

[thatcupidmf]

Oh, to be a handsome young navy man in 1930 with curly hair and dirt on my nose on my break from hauling cargo from the shipyard, reading a Little Blue Book titled Homosexual Life that I bought for 5¢, pretending not to notice the banker’s son eyeing me in a truly sinful way.

[galactic-polywag]

Some of these are getting so specific that I’m not convinced y’all ain’t just describing your past lives in some weird missed connections faux tumblr meme

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

[fairycosmos]

i look in the mirror, i lose my mind a little, i cry on public transport, i walk through a fluorescent supermarket, i have slow and confusing dreams at night. you know how it is

[liberal-memes]

[alisonzai]

[buzzfeed]

Not all heroes wear capes.

[goth-aunt]

I’m

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[possumistic]

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

[ke-ray92-deactivated20201217]

Before January ends, I’m going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.

[introvertbard]

not gonna risk scrolling past this

[objetpetita]

Masculin Féminin, Jean-Luc Godard (1966)

[teenagerposts]

me when my fave song comes on after ive pressed shuffle 53 times

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