the wretched washerwoman who shrunk cersei's gowns

certified yapper, lannister hater and defender

[picascribit]

There are 2 types of fanfic:

fanfic that I like

fanfic that is none of my business

[oneinchbarrier]

[mirrengifs]

HELEN MIRREN as Chris Harper CALENDAR GIRLS (2003) dir. Nigel Cole

[mirrengifs]

HELEN MIRREN as Chris Harper CALENDAR GIRLS (2003) dir. Nigel Cole

[ladystoneshart]

I can't with the double standards in this fandom when olenna tyrell weaponizes her gay relatives to terrorise a blonde woman and put her bloodline on the iron throne everyone calls her "queen" and "woke grandma" 🙄 but when I, otto hightower

[petyrbaelishs]

Tywin Lannister on the Iron Throne

[sophsun1]

Happy Pride 🌈 | The Golden Girls (1985-1992)

[myrishswamp]

genna lannister and gerion lannister running around casterly rock together, giggling and barefoot in the mild winds off the sunset sea.  genna and gerion with golden curls and sticky faces, getting in tywin’s way and finding it hilarious.  kevan reading to them, one on either side of him.  tywin coming in sometimes and smiling at the sight because so many golden lannister heads together is a beautiful thing.  tyg letting them ride on his back around the gardens, making horse noises. genna taking extra care of gerion when their mother dies.  genna and gerion drawing rude pictures of tytos’s mistress and putting them in places where she can find them—they feign such innocence that tytos can never punish them.  genna telling gerion she wishes she didn’t have to marry, just like he’s doing.  genna telling gerion she’d like to go on his voyage with him.  gery telling genna he’d like that too, but westeros needs someone as sharp as her.  genna contributing frey coin to tywin’s search party.  genna says gery’s dead because it’s easier that way.  genna thinks that if he really was dead she’d feel it, but she’s too practical to admit that kind of thought to herself so she keeps it inside, buried deep within her chest.  she’ll never cry about gerion, but she won’t give up hope til she sees his corpse with her own eyes.

genna & gerion.

[sierrabravoecho]

Every time a Lannister is born the gods flip a coin between baldness and body tea

[molinaesque]

Charles Dance sings and plays the ukulele on set.

[secretly-a-catamount]

I’m bulling the Lannisters lovingly. I promise.

[xaurianqueen97]

*stumbles into the room*

AU where Genna Lannister is betrothed to Aerys II, they both survive Summerhall (along with Rhaella, she deserves a break, dunno who im marrying her to yet tho) and after Jaehaerys II or whoever he was dies Genna is queen, mother to a couple healthy heirs, and the strongest people who might oppose her basically taking over 80 percent of ruling is her husband (handily managed by Genna, he's shit at ruling but charming and you can trick him into thinking your ideas are also HIS ideas) and Tywin, who adores his sister.

I gotta go back to work, I'll try to elaborate later lmao

[xaurianqueen97]

Checked, genna is one year younger than aerys, I was worried the ages would be weird

Important addition, Genna still ends up fat as she ages.

She has her 4 sons (renamed to more Targaryen standards) and Daenerys as the youngest.

[whereverwhoresgo]

aroace brynden tully with no leaning preference getting frustrated people assume things about him (and every time they are wrong hilarity ensues

[whereverwhoresgo]

people who not only woobify but do so many mental gymnastics to excuse jaime raping cersei (who was on her period and in pain!!!) while their dead inbred child was rotting away in westeros equivalent of westminster abbey are the type of people i wouldnt trust my drinks with

[whereverwhoresgo]

i am to this day still not over this btw

[whereverwhoresgo]

you like the lannisters bc they are hot, i like them because they are crazy - we are not the same

[whereverwhoresgo]

save me lady genna save me

[jasperrwrites]

“are they lovers?” worse. they were supposed to be and never got the chance to