#brynden tully

[asoiaf-art]

By anmenmai on X

[platonicsource]

platonic shuffle ➛ dialogue game of thrones (2011—2019) | s03e03

[thelittlebirdandthemeandog]

This fandom is so silly because: what does it mean that we have a noble house capable of dominating a land constantly involved in every war and tormented by every turmoil that afflicts the continent and with atavistic internal struggles so ancient that we cannot establish its origin, which can boast men like Black Fish so famous for military skills to have Jaime fucking Lannister, the youngest and most promising of the royal guards, in adoration and a temperament so proud and determined that Ned Stark was careful not to challenge one of them (yes, he was joking but there was a grain of truth) and the fandom sees it as a weak and uninteresting house because..their symbol is a fish?

Could GRRM strive to find a better animal? Maybe.

At the same time, is it worth it if I say that it is not just any fish but a TROUT, a fish famous for its ability to completely change its shape to adapt and thrive to all kinds of water, salty or not, and that it swims stubbornly against the terrible currents to achieve its goal? like...its cool but you guys would like it only if it was a shark or an orca.

[ladystoneshart]

tumblr is widely known for its sexymen polls so why not make one for asoiaf? the problem is that if I played this straight jaime would sweep the floor with the other contestants and it would be no fun (I know my audience and also come on) so I decided to do something a bit different

so I present to you the first Unlikely ASOIAF Sexyman Poll consisting of characters that george probably never intended to be fuckable but some of you freaks and fujos want to fuck anyway...

I've seen thirst posts for all of the characters in this poll except for one (which was a suggestion from my brother that I thought was kinda funny) but now it's up to YOU 🫵 to decide which one is the most fuckable!

"but lady shart I don't like men" well neither do I but for the purposes of this poll let's all pretend we are bisexual fujo riverlands peasants and decide in our heart of hearts which of these unsexy sexy men is the most fuckable!

let the voting begin!!!!

asoiaf's sexyest unsexy man 😍🥵🍆💦

stannis baratheon ❤️‍🔥

tywin lannister 🦁

roose bolton 🩸

petyr baelish 🐦

the mountain ⛰️

lord varys 🕷

ramsay bolton 🦨

qyburn 💀

brynden tully 🐟

joncon 🏳️‍🌈

aeron greyjoy 🌊

shart I'm bald and don't know these sexy men 😔

Voting ended onJul 26, 2025

"but shart where is the hound?" nowhere because I hate him and I feel like he would win because of the show it's MY poll and the first democratically elected president of the 7 kingdoms daenerys targaryen said I can do what I want 😉

[motorway-south]

the siege of riverrun is so crazy bc jaime’s like “wow it’s so unfair that the blackfish won’t negotiate with me bc im a king slayer and a lannister no one understands me im just a little guy” and then he goes into edmures bath and is like by the way your fucking baby is going to burn in hell. and then he plays a compilation album of his family’s greatest war crimes

[lithuanyeah]

Brynden « the Blackfish » Tully, ca 270 A.C

[wrath-of-achilleus]

read that jaime chapter in affc where he’s treating with the blackfish and offers the option of the Wall and brynden is like fuck no cat was right to not trust that bastard of ned’s, and I got like… unreasonably defensive?? I was like alright fuck you too brynden tully and I had to put the book away and tell myself that both jon and brynden are fictional you need to calm down 😭 send help yall 🫪

[ladyylynx]

happy pride 💜. Who is your favorite asoiaf queer character?

Hoster will be chiding me about the Redwyne girl even as we light his funeral pyre, damn his bones.

Brynden drives me up a wall... his relationship with Hoster and Lysa and Catelyn and Edmure and Robb and Jaime r all so special and dear to me<3 his connection with Catelyn specifically is so sweet and his choice to join Lysa in the Vale so she'd have a companion is so peak and his disgust towards Jaime while Jaime himself admires Brynden is insane... I was going to draw Loras but as I thought I realized i love this diva so much more<3