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20s • unhealthy obsession with the mentalist. i write and edit sometimes. fics • edits • tiktok

[whereyourtreasureis]

Out of the Ordinary

A season 7 Jisbon oneshot • ~8k words • rated E

For their one-month anniversary, Jane shows Lisbon how closely he's been paying attention. Some cute fluff, dancing, reminiscing, and eventual smut (of course).

Read it on ao3 here 💖

“You once told me that women are like accordions,” she remarked, the memory of a much younger Jane making her grin.

“I still think that was a pretty strong simile,” he said [...].

“So—which buttons do I have?” She gave him a challenging look.

“Oh, plenty. Studying them has been my favorite pastime since Miami. Are you sure you wanna open that door?”

Happy V-Day 🥰

[lisbonholic]

the mentalist as text posts, part 4

[tmsource]

blue bird countdown -`♡´- ↳ [59/100] days of Jane and Lisbon

[whereyourtreasureis]

You Make My Soul Heat Up

Oneshot 1 - Shall I Entertain You Otherwise, Darling?

A s7 Jisbon oneshot • Rated E • ~2k words

“Sleeping at the opera is pretty rude,” Jane whispered, playfully squeezing her thigh.

“I wasn’t sleeping,” she insisted.

“I’m sorry you’re not enjoying yourself, though. Shall I entertain you otherwise, darling?"

Read it on ao3 here 💜

Happy birthday, @janevids xxx

[causeitswhatjesuswouldfreakingdo]

Jane + Lisbon being total dorks

[wildwildtarget]

TERESA LISBON Not One Red Cent

[whereyourtreasureis]

honey, honey 💛

the most platonic co-workers to ever walk the earth

[beautywithin16]

Lisbon: “Patrick Jane, you were trying to help me. You were. You thought if I made a big bust the P.S.U would get off my back.”

Jane: “You know, I’m always going to save you Lisbon. Whether you like it or not.”

Lisbon: “I don’t need to be saved. I knew this would end in disaster the day I signed on with you. One day I’m going to get fired because of you. That’s just  the way it is.”

Jane: “Well, some people might ask why you signed on with me in the first place.”

[patrickjane]

[gneez]

"I love you like all-fire"

[tryingssss]

haymitch didn't have to eat so hard after every character he cares about died... like what do you mean "who will sing your songs now?" "wyatt callow who's luck just ran out. i can't believe how hard it hits me" "whoever lou lou was she's gone now" "buddy? somewhere beetee's heart breaks into fragments so small it can never be repaired" "goodbye maysilee donner, who i loathed, then grudgingly respected, then loved. not as a sweetheart or even a friend. a sister, i'd said." like alright

[kennico]

I love you like all-fire

[stellasgibons-blog]

[crispie-art]

this show is so freaking good

i need more

[jisbonaddict]

Large pictures.

Keep reading

[akivas]

The Mentalist “porn” scenes: 5x08- Jane just had the crap beaten out of him and yet he looks like he’s modeling for Armani

[samtylerr-deactivated20200608]

[mentalistgifs]

I think Jane thinks Lisbon looks good