what had happened was...

40 going on 14.

[ambidextrousace]

When I was younger my mom always told me to respect my boundaries and do things in my own pace regarding relationships, kissing and sex. She told me that I never had to do anything I wasn’t ready for.

What she didn’t tell me, and what I want to tell all of you, is that it is okay if you are never ready for those things. They are not milestones you have to reach in your life. Do things only if you want to. And if that’s never, it’s never.

[blacktwitterfunny]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[transbloke]

Decisions, decisions.

[hopelesslygeek]

[jodiefoster]

i'm what the kids call

really exhausted. I’m so tired.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[boredpd]

tired isn’t even a mood anymore it’s my entire personality

[fuckyeah2000s]

[jennifersbod]

Bill Hader Knows Nothing About “Friends”

[whhw]

and suddenly i have the hots for Bill fucking Hader.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[stuffandylikesyeah]

[jedlknight]

“next year’s 2020″ : not terrible

“this decade ends in 2 months” : bad

“1980 was nearly 40 years ago” : somehow the worst thing i’ve ever read

[hidingoutbackstage]

Y’all will not fucking believe the ad I saw at the mall today

[gulcayn2-deactivated20210101]

me @ myself: why is she doing this to herself

[feminism135]

[crunchbuttsteak]

‪How to tell if you’re Bi:‬

‪You have an atomic number of 83‬

‪You’re pentavalent‬

You crystallize into repeating cube shapes‬

When your surface is exposed to oxygen it oxidizes into a rainbow‬

You are mildly radioactive with a half life longer than the age of the universe‬