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Allison Her/she/they pronouns

[dagashi-deactivated20160725]

orange juice is good in general but its better with pulp honestly..

[cyberjock-deactivated20150809]

have u ever seen a worse opinion lol

[892804]

[1812922-deactivated20160121]

[lord-kitschener]

I legit wonder about the “thenks mather for my life” dude. where was that photo taken? What did his mother think of the tattoo? how is is life going now? did anyone ever tell him about the spelling?

[drilbums]

Black Holes and Revelations - Muse

Submitted by punionrings

[aboonoor-deactivated20180121]

If you’re a Non-Muslim and you see a Muslim praying in public, could you please not pass in front of them?

Go behind them, but not in front. 👍🏻

[marquesadesantos-deactivated201]

Oh, signal boost! I didn’t know this.

[omnistruck]

okay but also: if you see a Muslim praying in public and they have something in front of them, like a purse or a bag or something like that, you can pass in front of them, but pass in front of that object.

it’s called a sutrah, and it’s meant to act as a physical barrier between the person praying and someone who might happen to pass in front.

[neofriend-deactivated20160823]

Rachael ray doesn’t consider cooking time into her “30 minute meals” and that’s absolute f***ing bullsh*it. she pulls out a crockpot of shredded barbecue chicken that was prepped and slow-cooked 4 hours ago and nonchalantly says, “now that that step is done…” no it isn’t? that’s NOT a 30 minute meal. that’s a 4 hour and 30 minute meal. you’re a liar, a phony, and a fake. Fuck You Rachael Ray

[zigazig-ah-blog-blog]

[classof1999]

Somebody told me that the reason Cousin Skeeter was cancelled was because they couldn’t get the slime out of the puppet 

[absolutetravist]

[agoodcartoon]

Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.

- submitted by Gene

[sciencevevo]

why is he tearing down a wall with an axe

[officialcyndilauper-deactivated]

i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone

[cheaphalloweencostume]

how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim

[methylbenzene]

[whatevernathan-deactivated20180]

Never forget

[party-wok]

I still struggle to believe that this was a real thing.

[is-doitsu-an-instrument]

Notice how after Dashcon, nobody ever writes “Imagine a tumblr convention!!1!!1″ anymore.

[youngharlemnigga]

Lmao

[madredenutrias]

July 12th Remember

[did-you-know]

The picture was originally posted on reddit by a friend of the veterinarian, but it quickly escalated into a Photoshop battle:

“Oh nooooo.”

Source

[perpetuallysatan]

[ohmysloth]

This little guy popped out of a guy’s hood on the lightrail :3

[unclefather]

“where the fuck am I”

[kodalinarry]

apparently, tongue out is the best way to sleep

[brinty]

hello friends britney is here

goodbye friends britney is gone

[thebatmaneternal-deactivated201]

Stay gone

[brinty]

whatd u say bitch

[boredpanda]

Tiny Paper Bookmarks Let You Grow Charming Miniature Worlds In Your Books

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

deep sea documentaries have me like