Im sorry "my sleepover my rules" has me crying laughing. Embrace the rat man!!
Me me funnyman
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Im sorry "my sleepover my rules" has me crying laughing. Embrace the rat man!!
Me me funnyman
The Evening Sun, Hanover, Pennsylvania, January 12, 1922
Yana: Hey Ivan do you have any shaving cream
Ivan: No I don't like the way it tastes
Yana: You eat shaving cream
Ivan: No why would I eat it if i don't like the way it tastes
Yura: *randomly gives Sergei a hug*
Sanya: Aw, can i have a hug
Yura: No Sanya I have the flu
Olya: No muntants can stay in this house, it's too dangerous
Anya: *slowly brings out Dmitry*
Olya:
Anya:
Dmitry:
Olya: Alright, I'll make an exception because he looks very polite
Dmitry: You can't befriend anyone here, its too dangerous
KT, halfway through the bathroom window: You can't stop me
KT: You ever wanna talk about your emotions, Yura?
Yura: No
KT:
Sanya: I do
KT: I know, Sanya
Sanya: I wanna fight someone
KT: I know, Sanya
Dmitry: Ugh, I cannot deal with any more loud people today
Anya, breaking down the door: HEY BABE WANNA GO ROB MY BROTHER
Dmitry: Ah thank god your here Anya today has been a nightmare for me
Anya: Listen I've been to jail, and its not fun
Dmitry: You've been as well?
Anya: Once, in monopoly
Anya, t-posing in the doorway: Good morning parental figure
Olya, stirring her coffee: Good morning problem child
Anya: Honestly, I'm just so evil. So full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living. I strike fear into-
Yura: You sleep with a hellokitty skeleton plushie
Anya: he is mY SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS
Olya, teaching Dmitry to drive: Ok so you're driving and you see Anya and Yura walk onto the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Dmitry: Oh, definetly Yura
Olya, rubbing her temples: The brakes, Dmitry, you hit the brakes
How u make her go fast ! What is she running from
her past
Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead
he accepted ur cold drink!!
A life-saving tip
For those of you who don’t know, I work at an anarchist co-op coffee shop.
Apparently, all the Chicano/Cholo boys in my neighborhood have caught on the the fact that I sneak food and stuff to all the little punk kids and homeless kids at the coffee shop.
There are three in particular who call me Mom. Not Mami, not Ma, Mom. The rest refer to me as “Miss”.
They’ve decided to always have one of the three of them there with me on my night shifts. (Especially after they witnessed the last bad shift where I had to kick a bunch of tweakers out. Said tweakers lit my fucking bulletin board on fire.)
Tonight, one of the boys actually charged up a crackhead who wouldn’t get out when I told him to leave.
About an hour later, I was emptying bus tubs when that same lovely boy walked in and wetted a wash rag. I asked what he was doing and he told me not to worry. So, I went about my business, doing dishes, bussing the main dining tables, etc.
I’d left a broom in the smoking room and a fresh trash bag in the bathroom for once I was done with the dishes.
When I walked out, everything was spotless and the trash had been replaced. He’d wiped all my tables, swept, mopped, and emptied all the ash trays.
He’d also picked the lock on the bathroom so his friend could take out the trash for me. (Which I’m not sure whether I should scold him for. Haha)
They snuck around and did my closing shift duties to thank me for keeping them warm and fed.
I’m fucking crying.
Kindness begets kindness.
Picking a lock so you can take out trash for someone who’s nice to you is the most chaotic good thing i’ve ever heard. <3
Witches, self care is everything! Friendly reminder 😊