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[whimsydotcom]

why the hell would i intern as a cto for a startup for an entire YEAR with no stipend?????

[byjove]

here are some additional requirements I would add to the United States presidency:

you are not eligible for the presidency if you are over the age of 65, if you turn 65 in office, that is fine but you cannot campaign if you are over 65

you cannot be president if you are a felon

you cannot be president if you have a personal net worth over $8 million

you cannot be presidency if you have had to file for bankruptcy in a business venture

you cannot be president if you cannot pass a basic neurological exam

you cannot be president if you have been convicted of or found liable for any sex crime, domestic violence or sexual harassment. unproven allegations are cause for investigation and can result in immediate termination from office if proven.

you cannot be president if you have been divorced more than once

you cannot be president if you never smoked weed out of a soda can in high school

you have to be up to date on all of your shots and forklift certification

[byjove]

straight cis white men are barred from holding executive office, if you’re a cisgender white guy and you want to run for president, you have to kiss another man with tongue for at least 15 minutes on national television and you’re disqualified if you display any sign of disgust

[whimsydotcom]

indian parents make no fucking sense. i want to go somewhere out of the city and it's just girls? unsafe. mat jao. guys are there in the group? mat jao. only guys? unsafe. mat jao. what the fuck do you want me to do

[whimsydotcom]

i never accept friend requests on any social media if i don't personally kmow the person but it has come to my attention recently that it is very normal to do so. i decided to do it and conduct a social experiment of sorts. my first victim is from snapchat (i use it to keep tabs on certain ppl shhh). we exchanged pictures. i replied to his saying "you look like my ex". in the future if things progress, i have planned to tell him i was possessed once and hear voices of the family who died in my house 30 years ago. stay tuned to find out what happens next!

[whimsydotcom]

there's something i've been trying to write forever it started when in the span of like a week i got the news of 3 people i knew passing away. i titled it a step-by-step guide to processing death then i couldnt complete it i picked it up several months later when my ex broke up with me i had a vision to sort of segue it into the death of a person whos still alive i wrote quite a bit during the horrible period but then i was so busy for months i had to drop it. now my ex is sort of on speaking terms with me its a lot like before so i dont even know what to do atp

[whimsydotcom]

awww he unfriended me because i wouldn't reply to his bicep pics

[whimsydotcom]

dear god he keeps sending his bicep pics

[whimsydotcom]

i never accept friend requests on any social media if i don't personally kmow the person but it has come to my attention recently that it is very normal to do so. i decided to do it and conduct a social experiment of sorts. my first victim is from snapchat (i use it to keep tabs on certain ppl shhh). we exchanged pictures. i replied to his saying "you look like my ex". in the future if things progress, i have planned to tell him i was possessed once and hear voices of the family who died in my house 30 years ago. stay tuned to find out what happens next!

[restingbitchfaceceo]

rb to protect prev from burnout

[whimsydotcom]

i dont care if i sound like im whining but my friend literally does not have as much knowlwedge about some subject like i do she cries and whines after every single exam about how bad they went but then ends up scoring good always and despite me being able to be one of the very few students who can actually asnwer the teacher in class am activey failing she has muultiple groups of friends she literally rejected this guy idk what the fuck she sees in him she;s always telling me she doesnt find him attractive or keeps pointing out other guys she finds hot she keeps bitching about him how he isnt true to his words but then now sudenly she wants to explore with him??? she told me she was waiting for his nani toh pass away so she could tell him that. what the fuck. sidenote nani in question has been sick for like a month now not getting better the family is wishing she just dies so she can be at peace btu what. and ykw i have a lot of friends who score more than me and idgaf about them i just care because my parents always ALWAYS compare me to her. i am fighting very harrd to be happy for her but its really fucking difficult when i keep working just as hard if not more and getting worse results im physically mentally spiritually tired of all bullshit in my life i genuinely want to run away and never show my face to any person ever again

[whimsydotcom]

onec she just told me how much she wished she was an iphone when the 16 came out and a week later her uncle somehow asked her himself if she wanted one and in what colour and shit like this keeps happening im not even kidding about the luck thiing

[whimsydotcom]

i dont care if i sound like im whining but my friend literally does not have as much knowlwedge about some subject like i do she cries and whines after every single exam about how bad they went but then ends up scoring good always and despite me being able to be one of the very few students who can actually asnwer the teacher in class am activey failing she has muultiple groups of friends she literally rejected this guy idk what the fuck she sees in him she;s always telling me she doesnt find him attractive or keeps pointing out other guys she finds hot she keeps bitching about him how he isnt true to his words but then now sudenly she wants to explore with him??? she told me she was waiting for his nani toh pass away so she could tell him that. what the fuck. sidenote nani in question has been sick for like a month now not getting better the family is wishing she just dies so she can be at peace btu what. and ykw i have a lot of friends who score more than me and idgaf about them i just care because my parents always ALWAYS compare me to her. i am fighting very harrd to be happy for her but its really fucking difficult when i keep working just as hard if not more and getting worse results im physically mentally spiritually tired of all bullshit in my life i genuinely want to run away and never show my face to any person ever again

[whimsydotcom]

thank you to wtv force of nature helped me today

[ahmadwaleed55]

Guys, Gaza is still living through a disaster that no one is talking about anymore.

People are still dying.

Hunger is still there.

Medicine is still almost impossible to find.

We are trying to survive day by day in conditions that are not meant for any human being. Everything is scarce. Everything is expensive. Even the simplest needs have become a daily struggle.

My father is very sick and urgently needs treatment, but in these conditions, getting the care he needs feels almost impossible.

And while all of this continues, we are still here… trying, holding on, and asking for help.

We urgently need your humanity and support.

Please donate, Please share.

📍📍📍 Fundraiser vetted (#167 by el-shab-hussein & nabulsi), But we created a new GoFundMe page because GoFundMe suspended the beneficiary’s account on the platform, which put us in a very difficult situation.

[lyell-crookshanks]

Let's help the Waleed family out! Their campaign is only at 30%

Donate to Support Ahmad’s Family for Basic Needs, organized by Ahmad family

Dear Esteemed Donors, My name is Ahmad, and I am a 16-year-old from northern Gaza… Ahmad family needs your support for Support Ahmad’s Fami

Every reblog helps if you cannot donate!

Verifications:

@/a-shade-of-blue here

@/90-ghost here

@/sar-soor here

@/gaza-evacuation-funds here (#167)

[ahmadwaleed55]

While people are focused for Stranger Things Season 5, families in Gaza are struggling to survive…

We are going through very hard conditions and urgently need your help.

If you can’t donate, please share or comment to help this reach others 🙏

[whimsydotcom]

what a fuckall life i feel like until i came to college it was on pause and now someones just binging my lifes movie

[whimsydotcom]

im not even kidding there are no flowering plants near the main building and somehow i've gotten stung by bees twice within 2 months. this does not happen to anyone. the faculty has never had to deal with ts. my ex broke no contact. im working for my college's software developer club to deliver a real time project??? it's a robot??? i've never made a robot nor do i have any experience whatsoever in ml???? why does a random teacher have beef with me. and why does a different teacher think the former has a problem with me because of my outfits??????WHY IS SHE GOSSIPING WITH OTHER TEACHERS ABOUT THIS.

[catchymemes]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

you will have your first meal of the day at 6 PM and get one ounce of hot protein in your body and go My Lord I Don’t Believe I Was Ever Mentally Unwell