dustin reno suh dude

We have developed speed but we have shut ourselves in: Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynical, our cleverness hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little: More than machinery we need humanity; More than cleverness we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost.

[smalltalktorture]

tumblr i am literally begging you to let me reblog your shitpost ads

[sandandglass]

[frog43]

please stop romanticizing skeleton hell

[wizardshark]

um… no?

[smellyoldblanket]

[maxi-snacks]

[cartiercocaine-blog]

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

[dont-touch-my-fandoms]

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

[blocboybucciarati]

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

[lesbianskunkrat]

I WATCH THIS EVERYDAY

[immortalloverodd]

I’m still not clear on what his secret weapon is though.

[theapatheticstag]

I just had a fucking stroke

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[maxknightley]

for real, though, why do recipes consistently tell you to use less herbs and spices in than you should. fuck your “two cloves of garlic,” fuck your “half teaspoon of cinnamon,” and you can absolutely go to hell with your “dash of black pepper”

[maxknightley]

I’m pretty sure that the only time I’ve ever actually managed to overseason food was when working with balsamic vinegar, which is the most overpowering motherfucker of a sauce known to man

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i appreciate the energy and anger in this post, which is righteous and just

[alexisthenedd]

A friend once tried to replicate my burrito bowl recipe from the same online link I used and was upset it didn’t come out as flavorful, so I had to tell him to imagine that every online recipe is written by a midwestern white lady who thinks ketchup is spicy and adjust the spices accordingly. He nailed those burrito bowls next time.

[yesbothways]

“imagine that every online recipe is written by a midwestern white lady who thinks ketchup is spicy and adjust the spices accordingly“

[terriamon]

chakra is stored in the balls

[maxevvans]

My sis: What’s so funny about Nickelback? Why are you always laughing??

Me:

[deathgripspussy]

men are really upset about this huh

[deathgripspussy]

gillette: men…we can do better and be better as a whole

men: no

[tmgpodcast]

the DELIVERY

[web1-0]

please stop trying to sell me weed over tumblr

[memedong]

hey

[web1-0]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[dailyfrogs]

the f in frog stands for friendship

[dailyfrogs]

the r in frog stands for respect

[dailyfrogs]

the o in frog stands for optimism

[iherduliekmudk1pz]

The g stands for g a y

[aceofsquiddles]

[coolthingoftheday]

Aside from bees and butterflies, bats are one of the most important pollinators on the planet - especially in tropical and desert regions. 

(Source)

[dekoi2501post]

[ragingwerewolfdude]

Spiderman forever