Visit The Gingersnap Lounge.

I will personally execute you.

[whippacream]

Mousse suggested I made one of these “tumblrs”. I’ve noticed other have, too. Try not to waste my time on here.

No NSFW asks or I’ll blacklist you from the Gingersnap Lounge.

[whippacream]

In reference to whoever committed the hefty theft of several high-quality beverages from the bar, let it be known the authorities are tracking you.

Any hopes for peaceful negotiation concerning the crime will be ignored. We hope to see you imprisoned very soon.

[whippacream]

hi

Who here let you in without an explanation…? Never mind that. Customers are customers anyways. Welcome, what business do you have here?

[mayormallow-real]

Uh oh.

Uh oh.

[whippacream]

I’ve never been so thankful for police protection.

Wait, who said that??

[whippacream]

I donated 13 dollars to you.

Have you ever sold criminal information to the police?

Well, any law abiding citizen would give the police a tip, wouldn’t they? Of course, it would certainly be a shame if they just came without paying for a drink or two.

There are… a small handful of “criminals” I wouldn’t mind gone.

[dynamona-real]

HELLO FOOLS. IT IS I, THE FAR FAR COOLER VERSION OF THE LOSER THE DYNAMOE. YOUR NEW EVIL OVERLORD, THE DYNAMONA IS HERE AND SHE ASKS THAT UM.

you send me asks teehee

[whippacream]

They’re multiplying, and I’m afraid bug spray isn’t going to cover it.

[ace-of-clubs-sats]

Thinking of dying my hair again, but what color?

It would have to be green, but which green >:)

[whippacream]

How come?? You should try white for sure. No reasons, just trust me. IT will look great. Green was never really your color anyways.

[snoozle-scraps]

I FUCKING KILL YOU STIMBOARD 🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥💥🔥💥🔥🔥💥🔥💥💥🔥

[whippacream]

My kind of stimboard.

[allankisser]

They probably get competitive on just dance

[whippacream]

Looking lovely as ever I see. I always win, he’s a sore loser.

[suepapalouie]

Ngl

I wish I could like beat people up while working at my job God they're so annoying, but i have to control it.

[whippacream]

Beating up people is my job.