Topologist's Lament

#1 least respected user on "every app of all time" Just trying to make a difference in the world

[whirlearler]

I love every single one of you the most out of all the rest and I hope our parasocial relationship flourishes

[whirlearler]

I have insights into removing mold spores and fungal blight, without any need for hi-tech

[whirlearler]

i'm the one who uses the web site and phone apps to make my post

[whirlearler]

I invented a nuclear power gadget to help you prepare a new style of egg

[whirlearler]

I saw them feeding a pork-alligator hybrid into the deli meat slicer at safeway and packaging it as "Florida Style Ham"

[whirlearler]

bowl of cereal is like a health potion for Whirl Earler

[whirlearler]

I stand outside the games stop posted up rad as hell in my custom built warlock outfit giving arcane tips and tricks (konami code, etc) to fledgeling gamers in the late elementary to middle school demographic in hopes of cultivating a new generation of genius console players but the store is mostly full of amiibo bullshit plus the moms won't let me whisper directly into the kids ears so I have to whisper really loud from 3-4 feet away which makes the whole thing feel wickedly less arcane

[whirlearler]

beer is good for you and your friends to drink together and if you share it with a buddy too that's what the special truth of beer is all about

[whirlearler]

prolific user of website

[whirlearler]

post-covid pirate wearing a nosepatch he also has a peg leg but it's entirely unrelated

[whirlearler]

every morning I take 100-160 small gnats/flies compressed into a solid pill form and after 6 months of this ive started being able to consistently levitate a couple millimeters off of the ground for short periods of time due to my body absorbing the miscellaneous flying/airborne abilitys and traits of that insects

[whirlearler]

I Took a Bunch of Flys As Pill, and Here's What Happened Next .

[whirlearler]

every morning I take 100-160 small gnats/flies compressed into a solid pill form and after 6 months of this ive started being able to consistently levitate a couple millimeters off of the ground for short periods of time due to my body absorbing the miscellaneous flying/airborne abilitys and traits of that insects

[whirlearler]

my local trader joes is the only one worldwide that carries chimp cheese but you have to ask the guy at the counter to take you to a back room for it bc it's basically a secret item that's in a total grey area legally to sell or possess

[whirlearler]

Jesus would have risen a few days earlier but he was out of spoons

[whirlearler]

im normal... april fools... im actually kind of crazy...

[whirlearler]

my town's cobbler is a JOKE and refuses to modify an elegant stiletto into a form suitable for, say, a beloved pet ball python?

[whirlearler]

my nutritious but highly bitter taproot is all kinds of unpalatable . which honestly repels a lot of would-be pests