Just Because I Kin Whirl Doesn’t Mean I Kin Whirl

Will or William. Adult. They/them. Dry of bone. I got a fucked up body and a fucked up brain.

[whirliam]

I reread mtmte and then I had a dream that I was Whirl and I was trying to kill the pope and then two days later pope Benedict died and now I’m here

[mincedpeaches]

I have never seen anything but incredible cute cywhirlgate art but knowing how absolutely filled with melodrama cygate was toward the end of the idw run I think cywhirlgate getting together would be so messy at first. Like Whirl joins them on their travels and him and Cyclonus start having a ton of close and intimate moments right. Cylonus is just as dense about as he was when he was first falling in love with Tailgate like "wow I love traveling with my boyfriend who i love very much and also now my best friend who I care for so very very much and have had a charged history with and charged moments with constantly now that surely mean. nothing more" meanwhile whirl is sitting there while Cyclonus tenderly holds his claws as a friend or whatever with a constant internal subliminal monologue like "I am not in love with Cyclonus I am NOT in love with him i dont even like this guy i dont like anyone and I dont want to get in between anything I am not in love with him. FUCK."

MEANWHILE Tailgate is like oh my god am I losing my boyfriend to WHIRL of all people. What is happening here. Like to him Whirl was that one friend that you dont necessarily dislike but youre just cordial with because of your significant other you know. Very third wheel type situations happening for Whirl. But suddenly its not that anymore. And and time goes on Tailgate is letting it get to how he acts with whirl, like being more stand off-ish. And whirl being whirl he cant help but do the same in response. And cyclonus does not notice this. But THEN right as this is boiling over Tailgate and Whirl end up in some Locked Room situation. Where theyre away from Cyclonus on their own for a little while, like days. And things get so heated and angry that they. make out a little about it. have hate sex even. Then after that since theyre STILL stuck with each other in the locked room, they air it out and bond over their shared love of cyclonus and inclinations towards violence and chaos. And break out of their locked room situation with said violence and chaos. Then they get back to an incredibly worried Cyclonus and Tailgate is holding hands with Whirl and happily goes "me and Whirl had sex, is that great?" thinking this would solve all their problems. only for Cyclonus get all worbly eyed and be like "you cheated on me?* 🥺 You wanna break up with me? 🥺🥺" And Tailgate is ready to flip some tables as he has to lay out how Cyclonus and Whirl have been acting recently. And how all evidence points to Cyclonus being in love with him. Whirl is wisely silent for once, which is basically taken as affirmation by all those who speak whirl-ese. Then Cyclonus is like "so you want me to break up with you... to be with whirl? " because Cyclonus is too stuffy and old fashioned to know what polyamory is or think about being in a threesome*. so only THEN, once whirl and tailgate awkwardly and patiently explain all their feelings and make their case for being polyamorous do they all get together. and theres is a least like three other overdramatic hullabaloos about it when theyre in the introductory phase because they (cylonus again) kind of sucks at polyamory at first.

*this is assuming conjunx is default assumed monogamous. Which. Amica arent. hello mr roberts would you care to comment on polyamory among transformers and how it relates to mpreg pspsps

[subiehasissue]

[gokuma]

"I'm Tailgate and I'm Cysexual! (I love Cyclonus in all of his shapes and genders)"

[gokuma]

edit of this post

[hellyeahpancakes]

yay ! yippie !

[valve3nthusiast]

Cywhirlgate is wonderful for short top enthusiasts cdrwstorm also

[ufolliegy]

they love each other

[gokuma]

Different kinds of madness... 💜🩵💙🩷

[ufolliegy]

scamming children on roblox

[ufolliegy]

these guys ✨

[howgalling]

p1 of @hysterical-random-things's commission, something cute and domestic (with whirl hopped up on painkillers getting bandaged up ofc) for a cywhirlgate ship sketch :3 <3

[snailythefan]

they both say “okay” at the end though

[gokuma]

THE HAPPIEST END

Bonus:

[beepo]

good evening here's some silly cywhirlgate stuff i drew recently :9

[conjunx-endura]

I am a purveyor of the "she/her Cyclonus, he/him lesbian Tailgate, and agender/any pronouns Whirl" manifesto

[kanvria]

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