Whirligig

I make art n stuff please be nice to me

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A silly little drawing.

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This was my first throw at my husband's dnd character. He was very particular and in the end asked me to redo it with more creative freedom. Sometimes you need to trust your artist. However, I really like how this one turned out.

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My character, Marisol , being the wind beneath my husband's characters wings lol

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My husband's character for an upcoming dnd campaign.

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Is there a more fitting "humans are space orcs" quote than this?

if there is, let me know. I'd love to read it.

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I can't believe i got the one I wanted. News

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Weird thingies on some post it notes fo today

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introducing my four year old niece to the concept of "moral dilemmas" by telling her that i'm a monster that eats children and that i know it's wrong but i'm so so so hungry and everything else tastes yucky. i've tried all the human food in the world and it all tastes so yucky i can't even eat it. i can only eat children and i'm so hungry

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her resolution was that if i meet a kid that has the same name as their sibling, then i can eat one of them. their parents won't be sad, because they have another kid with the same name right there. speaks to an uninformed but fascinating worldview

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our history teacher tried a similar tack but the theoretical scenario was "the man who invented the medicine necessary to save your wife is charging more money than you can pay and won't accept credit. you're against stealing but you also don't want your wife to die. what do you do?"

our answer was not only to steal the medicine but to murder the inventor because if he's paywalling life-saving medicine, the solution that involves the lowest body count is killing him. we're ethically and morally obligated to eliminate this threat to human survival

did not go the way he thought it would

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Hello hooman✨️✨️✨️

I'm here to share some of my silly arts for the first time after simping these sillies for over a year-

(How do people create a post?)

(Seriously, how do people create a post?????)

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pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.

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happy ten year anniversary to the dick wizard