Don't kick a dog

Gavroche, my bites worse than my bark

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Uh…nothing. Hey buddy, what’s going on?

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“Why were you talking about handcuffs? What happened?”

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Gav! You should have told me. You didn’t tell Ep did you? She’ll be freaking out at work. Come back to mine and Jay’s.

…Did you just call her mom? Awwww, how cute.

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“I didn’t wanna worry anyone! Of course I didn’t tell her, I’m smarter than I look. Though I’m sure if they’re looking at home they’re checking out her work place too.”

“I...I did no such thing.”

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Well, that sounds like a lie, and I’m slightly concerned now. 

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“Okay, okay. Ya got me. I’m hiding from CPS, they stopped by the apartment while mo- Eponine was at work. I was outside when they stopped by and they had a car parked across the street. So I ran.”

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Come here you little twerp, what are you up to?

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“Noooooooooooooo, I’m doing nothin’. You got no proof.”

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“Perfect. Let’s fine Combeferre, because then I won’t die, and get to it.”

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“You got it, bruh.”

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Is it too late to opt to have the leg amputated? This cast itches. 

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“I’ve got a saw blade somewhere.”

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Oh, hey. I know you from somewhere, right?

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“Nope, I don’t recall. Stranger danger, bye.”

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daydrunkdionysus:

Handcuffs hurt. 

Yeah. No kidding.

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“What.”

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Operation: Fix Nass

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Nass was quite, taking a little extra time to process than normal. His brain felt fuzzy. He blinked a few times at “Nona” and Gavroche before understanding what was going on. “Oh,” he said, reaching out and petting Nona, “Is this one of the many dogs that you hid in your apartment? Eponine’s been texting me complaining,” he tried to sound stern, but he mostly sounded tired. Nona panted looking up at him with her big doe eyes and he felt significantly better. “There’s no need for you to apologize, buddy, I wasn’t really mad about the hair dye, it was funny, and what went down was mine and Sous’ and Bahorel’s fault, no one else’s.” He smiled down at Nona who looked very happy to see him, “Hi Nona,” he said happily, more happily than he’s said anything all week. He’d be lying if he said it wasn’t absolutely draining. “Thanks, kid, this was really nice” he said, ruffling Gavroche’s hair.

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“She is one of them, yes. Which means I can’t stay long because I left Roger, Old Man, Scrap, Lucille, and Fluff’n’Stuff back at the apartment.” He laughed, scratching Nona’s ears. “Who’s Sous?” He asked before shrugging. “I just wanted to do something nice so not everyone thinks I’m a demon child. Gotta keep up appearances.” He shrugged his shoulders and dropped a backpack on the floor. “So her favorite chew toys in here and her favorite treats. I brought a baggie of dog food so she should be set for the night.” 

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Operation: Fix Nass

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Nass had been so tired lately because of the meds he was on. It was hard enough to stay on top of his work, going to class was a chore. Jehan often helped him through assignments and then brought them to class with him. They understood his absence, but after today he can’t miss any more classes, and he still feels lousy. Maybe it’s because whenever Jehan is around he pretends like it doesn’t hurt at all, to make him feel better, but he wasn’t going to let Jehan feel guilty for something that isn’t his fault. He woke with a start to something slobbering all over his face. He sat up, with a little difficulty, staring at a dog that was just standing in the middle of his living room. He was somewhat unsurprised to look up and see Gavroche standing close by.

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Giggling Gav held up his hand in a wave, “Hello good sir, how might you be doing today. Horribly I imagine.” He chuckled, dropping onto the floor so he could pet Nona. “This is Nona, she’s a therapy dog. Okay not really but she could be. She’s very understanding and sweet. So she’s here to make you feel better. And also as an apology for dying your hair and uh, your broken face.” He snorted and hugged Nona who just licked his cheek in response. “Say hi, Nass. Its rude to just stare at a pretty lady.”

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Operation: Fix Nass

It was simple, Nass was broken. He’d been in an awful accident. One that involved Bahorel’s fist in his face. It was unfortunate really. Its okay, Gav put bugs in his pillow case.

Getting into Nass’ place was easy, he’d done it like fifty times already. He found Montparnasse sleeping on his couch. Cute. He let Nona off her leash, patting her on her rump. She was one of his pack, Eponine was insisting he get rid of all of them. Which was clearly unfair. You can’t break up a pack. He watched Nona trot over to Nass and lick away at his face. 

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Gavroche’s pack - Click on photos for names

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“He bit my arse!” Enjolras laughed, scratching behind the dog’s ears when he licked his chin. “You know what, I’ll take him. I could do with some more exercise.” He said, cuddling the little guy tighter. “Do you want to come home with me, Mac?” He asked, “Where’s the nearest pet store, Gav?” He asked, “I have no idea what I need.” He laughed. “God, I need to get him chipped, and vaccined and checked out and wormed.” Enjolras said, “And I need to get him a bed and a collar and food.” 

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Macaroni gave a definite yip that meant, ‘Yes, take me home!!’ and Gav just laughed, “He’s all yours man.” He grinned, giving his friend the thumbs up. “There’s one like five blocks from here I think, though don’t mention me I was banned from there last week.” He snickered, shaking his head. “He’s gonna love ya, he’s a keeper for sure.”

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“I should have known he was yours,” Bahorel laughed as he finger gunned at Gavroche in return. Bear barked happily and pulled against his leash to say hello to all the other dogs. “He’s loving it- thanks again, by the way, I owe you one.” Which would make this either the fourth or fifth favor he owed Gav. Goddammit. “You look like you could use a hand walking all those pups… are they all yours or have you found homes for some of ‘em?”

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“All mine so far.” He laughed, leaning down to pet and scratch at his dogs ears. “Eponine is going ballistic back home.” He grinned, shaking his head. “But she’ll just have to get used to it. These dogs own my heart. They’re never leaving my side. Okay maybe one or two of em will go because ya know I can’t take care of all of them. But like the rest are totes mine.” 

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Enjolras had gone for a walk in the park, after his lecture on Reaserch Methods. He could use a smoothie, maybe an ice cream. Everything was relatively peaceful until he heard Gavroche’s yell. Shortly after he felt a sharp pain, and turned around to see a small, sandy mutt stood there, tail wagging. He bent down and picked the little guy up, looking him the eye. “Where did you come from?” He asked, his orbs landing on the boy in amongst the sea of dogs rushing this way. “Gav? Is this one yours?” He asked, cradling the mutt against his chest, where he started chewing on his shirt collar. 

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“Oh hey man, good to see you. I see you’ve met Macaroni.” He waved and nodded, “Yeah, he’s mine. Though I see he’s taken a liking to you.” He laughed, eyeing Macaroni as if he was a traitor. “He reminds me of you, you guys would be great buds.” He murmured, winking and nudging. Like, hey yo please take this dog Eponine is still mad that they’re in our apartment. Though he was def keeping at least 12 of the ones in his pack. He loved them. He couldn’t just abandon them.

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Bear was a very energetic dog but that was fine with Bahorel because he was a very energetic person. The two of them would go for walks whenever Bahorel needed a break from all his school work, which meant that they were usually out and about. The two of them were standing on the sidewalk, Bahorel checking his phone as his Saint Bernard eagerly sniffed and licked a nearby garbage can.

Bahorel was deciding if he should reply with a single eggplant emoji or a whole bunch of them when suddenly his dog started to bark. “Yo, calm down Bear,” he said as he looked up only to see a scruffy looking pup run over. Bear was ecstatic and the two of them started barking and yipping at each other as they jumped around. “Oh man, would you look at that, you made a friend!”

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Gav hadn’t even broke a sweat, he ran a lot. He came to a screeching halt in front of his friend. “Ayeeee, Bahorel, Beaaar. Mah duuudes.” He finger gunned as best he could and grabbed Macaroni up. “Man I know you missed your bud but you can’t run off like that, what if the fuzz caught you?” He laughed, shaking his head and put him back down and held his leash tightly.

“Bear liking his new home?” He asked with a grin.

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It was walking time™ so Gav and his pack of dogs were walking down the street, it was a sight to behold indeed. Mainly because a tiny teenager had a variety of dogs. There were mutts, puppy mutts, adult mutts, more pure bred looking dogs, small dogs, big dogs. They were all surprisingly well trained though, well mostly. Gavroche was just really good with them. For the most part that was. There was one dog in his pack that was...special. He liked to think he was the leader which was rude since that was obviously Gav. 

Anyways, he was doing a really great job of walking his pack when the leashes got tangled, there was just.......so many. In the mass of tangled leashes one got let go and WHOOSH. Off went the special dog who Gav had dubbed Macaroni. 

“MACARONI GET BACK HERE, YOU SON OF A BITCH.” Gav shouted, taking off with his pack of dogs running after the scruffy looking mutt.