[cherrylimeade-l3sbian]

[kaijuno]

[rvsalkam-deactivated20251022]

I want all men to die right now

[only-cat-memes]

[rvsalkam-deactivated20251022]

@whiskersofthenight

[rvsalkam-deactivated20251022]

you ever came to uni to take an exam and the professor didn't show up and then he got mad at you cos you didn't take the exam?

have you ever had it happen EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR THREE WEEKS IN A ROW?

[stjohnstarling]

We have got to get sluttier clothing for straight guys. The standard for sexy straight dude clothes is literally sweat pants. Straight women are starving to death!!! We need to save them!

[gauntletqueen]

We don't talk enough about how the Post-Shower Drying Off segment sucks

[etirabys]

beavers have the lifestyle that most children dream of. dig and travel through underwater canals. dam a river and flood the local woodlands. stomp mud into dam to seal. swim to flooded trees and destroy them. live in a secret hideout with a underwater entrance. full ownership over an engineering project

[pukicho]

what if i bashed you against the wall until you were red mush but in a cute way

[1amgirl]

[dynastylnoire]

why you bake me

[k-eke]

Sit-ups.

[gravehop187]

[coldtongue]

“you’re so polite!” thanks, I am afraid of you.

[glazecake]

jalilnajafov on ig

[hozierslikes]

Today on “Hozier’s Likes”

[corporation-cats]

[turningpainintopoetry]

беба

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

“I would brush her hair, smelling of violets, and swim again in the hot nights. We would rename the stars.”

— Janet Fitch, from “White Oleander,” originally published c. July 1999