WANTED! DEAD OR ALIVE!

the one and only Metamelon D. Paintbox of the Rainbow Palette Pirates! (“Paint” for short!) (icon by the wonderful @autumnleafdraws!)

[squeakitties]

the transgenders are tripping balls on a powerful new drug called toys

[hotrale]

Hey man what time is it have u got the time

[longnuts]

Blue- I mean TWO o'clock

[t4timekeeper]

feeding paintbox one of these

[t4timekeeper]

pouring coca cola into a rare, sickly lunarian’s mouth confidently and without doubt.

[t4timekeeper]

east blue crew

[t4timekeeper]

eating its own eggshell for nutrients

[t4timekeeper]

Coconut looks like if the soul of man who came back from war to find his wife and child dead and never moved on from the greif was reincarnated into a cat who is actually quite happy and has no memories of his past life but the memory of greif remains on his face 👍

im going to be thinking about this ask for months. thank you

[whiteashesblackfeathers]

met a girl at my show she said her name was beast (hi beast) would it be funny if i put in a lyric about feet (i dont know) i think spongebob and patrick squidward too are stalking me (im spongebob) got kicked out of the studio i kept farting on beat (damn) take ohio away from me (fuck) im like if eminem was a neet (im not white though) im like he/him mr beast i know your dni says no south park fans but can i come in please

eminem killed my friend's dad i think

[whiteashesblackfeathers]

"Would you rather be a marine or a warlord" i kill myself at the gates of justice

[whiteashesblackfeathers]

once you read about ohara you’ll never stop wanting to beat the five elder stars to death with your bare hands

[whiteashesblackfeathers]

"Would you rather be a marine or a warlord" i kill myself at the gates of justice

[t4timekeeper]

i think carlisle should face zero consequences for beating up chicory its the good and moral thing to do

[whiteashesblackfeathers]

not if i have anything to say about it!

[t4timekeeper]

wrong. lactose intolerance beam

[whiteashesblackfeathers]

MY MILK ADDICTION!

[t4timekeeper]

i think carlisle should face zero consequences for beating up chicory its the good and moral thing to do

[whiteashesblackfeathers]

not if i have anything to say about it!

[t4timekeeper]

i think carlisle should face zero consequences for beating up chicory its the good and moral thing to do

[whiteashesblackfeathers]

Karma Houdini Warranty - TV Tropes

This trope is under discussion in the Trope Repair Shop. A standard subversion of a Karma Houdini. This trope describes situations where a v

[t4timekeeper]

but funney

[whiteashesblackfeathers]

Karma Houdini Warranty - TV Tropes

This trope is under discussion in the Trope Repair Shop. A standard subversion of a Karma Houdini. This trope describes situations where a v

[t4timekeeper]

i think carlisle should face zero consequences for beating up chicory its the good and moral thing to do

[whiteashesblackfeathers]

Karma Houdini Warranty - TV Tropes

This trope is under discussion in the Trope Repair Shop. A standard subversion of a Karma Houdini. This trope describes situations where a v

[gentlemanlymermaid]

these are my sugar pumpkins and they are for eating. buy your own.

[whiteashesblackfeathers]

I must say, I do deeply admire that refined gentleman!

[whiteashesblackfeathers]

Your flame burns almost as hot as my love for you, Paintbox-swaaaaan~!

Aw, thank you!!! You're awfully sweet, making me all blushy like this. My flames burn pretty damn hot, so that's gotta be one burning heart, my friend! Never lose sight of what keeps your fire roaring proudly and lovingly!

[for legal reasons I am an arsonist who uses external tools such as lighters and gunpowder to create fire. I am not in any way affiliated with the Lunarian Tribe, and attempting to arrest me or my associates in hopes of obtaining information relating to this is a waste of time. I am merely a criminal. thank you for your time.]