gentlemen prefer pink.

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[gentlemanlymermaid]

luffy-sama theyre overcharging me for this sandwich. kill them

[metamelonisle]

not to be a debbie drowner but have you crabsidered the shrimplications

[big-mamma-jolene]

She is clearly starving to death.

[prismatic-boat]

what are dawn treats made of

WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW, FUNNY LITTLE GREY BALL

[gentlemanlymermaid]

love :]

[gentlemanlymermaid]

i think we’re gonna have to kill this guy captain

[whiteashesblackfeathers]

damn :<

[lakevida]

i bought a 25lb bag of rice right after i moved and every other day when i scoop out two cups of rice for my rice cooker i think "this was the best purchase of my fucking life i will never experience food insecurity again" and its true 25 pounds is a forever amount of rice. at the bottom of the bag should be a phone number i can call for end of life services

[lakevida]

well its been real guys

[lordknightmon-deactivated202405]

if I got this comment about my mashed potatoes I would kill myself

[gentlemanlymermaid]

bitches love my big fat tail

[gentlemanlymermaid]

this time i’m really going to do it

[gentlemanlymermaid]

i am not “underfeeding mars” she is not “clearly starving” she is happy and healthy

[hurricane-foxtail]

What the fuck happens when I drink 23 hatsune miku blueberry flavour carbonated beverages in one sitting

yoy might die!!!!

[gentlemanlymermaid]

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[gentlemanlymermaid]

bitches love my big fat tail

[shyolet]

for some reason there's a new tumblr glitch that just. constantly raises the amount of messages i have even when no messages have been sent?????????

[shyolet]

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

huge discourse in the milk fan community

[gentlemanlymermaid]

WHY IS YOUR PETTICOAT A CLOWN CAR

[gentlemanlymermaid]

these are my sugar pumpkins and they are for eating. buy your own.

[gentlemanlymermaid]

is everyone on tbhis crew a furry

[handmade-by-jane]

[gentlemanlymermaid]

breakfast:

* roasted garlic & smashed avocado brioche toasts.

* banana spinach pancakes with green pinecone syrup.

lunch:

* toasted barley & parsley puree garden risotto.

* grilled mahi mahi steaks with mizuan salsa verde.

dinner:

* pistachio & herb-crusted rack of lamb.

* creamed braising greens with freshly grated nutmeg.

* heirloom dent maize & green chili cornbread muffins.

dessert:

* pandan chiffon cake with matcha custard buttercream.

* white chocolate grasshopper pie with toasted marshmallow.