The only thing stopping me is that my family would be too stupid to social distance at my funeral
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The only thing stopping me is that my family would be too stupid to social distance at my funeral
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When youâve been abused by a parent like that dealing with anything afterwords is terrifying.
I can only imagine the emotions Zuko was feeling when he apologised to Iroh there.Â
^This is one of the reasons that I think going in to apologize to Iroh is one of the bravest things that Zukoâs ever done, because of how much it must have terrified him to do so (Iroh would never hurt Zuko like that, but that fear had to have been at the top of Zukoâs mind at this moment)
And why I love Iroh so, so much for being who he is.Â
Life really throws you a full glass of lemonade when it send you a hookup in town until the 25th and a different hookup just coming in town on the 25th
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Oh no oh no oh no
I think I want to peg a boy in a dress
I will never forget the one time I hosted a birthday party at my own house, and my friends wanted to go play truth or dare, but I didnât want to and it was my party so I decided not to. And while they were in the closet they all talked about how much they didnât actually like meïżŒ
I do not understand the obsession with celebrities personal lives. I care of a celebrity is an abuser or an otherwise person who negatively affects other people. But other than that they could date literally anyone and I do not give a shitïżŒ
Did I just stick the finger i just used to flick my bean with into the house salsa?
Yes I did.
Itâs more of a pussy out kind of year
This was already funny without the translation, but now that I understand itâs even funnier
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This is hilarious
You forgot the Sequel!!
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Superliminal- a fun size perspective game!
The problem with having lesbian moms is you try to be super cool and cut all your hair off and buy a leather jacket and wear boots all the time and then you go to some event in your neighborhood and all these women three times your age start cooing âoh you look JUST like your mother when she was your age, my gosh what a blast from the past, oh I just love your hairâ
And let me be very clear, okay: Iâve seen pictures of my mom when she was my age, and she looked cooler than I ever will. My mom had exactly my fashion sense except she was two point five degrees butcher and habitually took over government buildings. My other mom was about six degrees butcher than that, and SHE had a motorcycle. Both of them have been charged with felony arson. Iâm the prep member of my family and thereâs nothing I can do about it.
Please tell me at some point in your life some dick was like âweâre calling your parents over your behaviorâ only to have a bigger, more badass version of you come strolling in
Look obviously that happened many many times, usually with misogynist or ableist teachers. But I have a BETTER story than that, which is that when I was in 3rd grade, I went to this tiny alternative hippy schoolâit was a regular public school, it was just small and staffed/run by hippie communistsâand my 3rd grade teacher was a woman who had been in an organization with my mother, and they had done direct action together more than a few times. Weâll call her D. One day I was sitting in Dâs class, eight years old and bored out of my mind, and I scratched my name into the back of my plastic chair with a rock. Was this reasonable behavior? No. Why did I do it? Only the gods can say. I donât actually remember doing the scratching, I just remember looking at the rock in my hand and my name on the chair and going, âHUH. Thatâs not good.â So obviously I got caught, bc I couldnât reasonably convince anyone that I wasnât the one who had done it, since it was MY NAME, and as punishment for this act of arbitrary vandalism I was sentenced to recess detention for two weeks. It was October so this included Halloween. Halloween, to be clear, is a high holy day in San Francisco, and I was devastated to miss the informal festivities that would be occurring at recess that day, and I wept and wailed about this at home for some time until my mother decided that this was disproportionate punishment and took it into her own hands to do something about it.  So my mom walks into Dâs office on a day when my mother does not have to be at work at a scheduled time, but D has to get her students from the yard in about ten minutes, and my mom sits down and says to her old friend and comrade, âMiranda is really upset about having detention on Halloween.â And D explains to my mother why the detention was issued, what the circumstances were, and my mother nods, and listens, and doesnât argue, and doesnât show any sign of getting up from her chair. And just says again âSheâs really upset about having detention on Halloween.â And D looks at my mother, and she looks at the clock in her office, which is telling her that she has to be on the yard in 2 minutes now, and then looks at my mother again, who shows no sign of having anywhere to be, my mother with whom D has organized and successfully executed multiple sit-ins and takeovers of government & corporate offices, and D says, âOkay, she doesnât have to have detention on Halloween.â
Tell your moms that we love them.
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An important update!
Ah, itâs too late to post this on Halloween. But here is a little story about ghosts, and roommates, and roommates who are ghosts.
Watch: In another clip, Sanders explains the real reason he got into politics.