I think I deserve more limbs

formerly SizableToblerone. Teleioóphobic. I have a burning need to be more than the limits of my mortal flesh. Might be bigender? Vocal RegEx enthusiast. I think visual realism is overrated as a storytelling tool in visual mediums (mainstream comics, game graphics, TV shows, etc), and I have beef with whoever decided animation was for children and Vizipop. WILL fandomtag your posts as Katalepsis. Learning to art, haven't yet drawn anything I like enough to post.

[arachnopus]

KATALEPSIS

[teaboot]

I was debating pre- and post- smartphone existentialism with an older gentleman today and he stopped part way through and said “Why are you a security guard? Why aren’t you teaching this at some college somewhere?” And I didn’t know what to say so I went with “Well I used to make art but nobody pays an artist”

[teaboot]

I want to invoke thought and wonder and introspection and encourage the passions of every soul I meet forever and ever and dig until I find the glorious potential for creation and experience and joy in every single one but unfortunately I must pay rent and so I stand, a meat shield, an NPC with unlockable dialogue

[oojamaflip-whatchamacallit]

#capitalism brain tells you that anyone interesting must fight to the top of their interest#and precludes the possibility of everyone everyone everyone already being interesting

[prokopetz]

Level 1: Asylums are scary because there's crazy people there.

Level 2: We shouldn't treat mental health facilities as objects of horror because it stigmatises mental illness.

Level 3: Asylums are scary because there's psychiatrists there.

[prokopetz]

Could you tell what this die is from or used for? It has some normal numbers, some Latin numbers, and some assorted symbols.

It baffles me.

Allowing for some inaccuracies in your transcriptions of the faces, that's a standard d20 marked with Eastern Arabic numerals, rather than the more familiar Western Arabic numerals.

Where this die is from is a bigger puzzler. It's specifically using the historical Indo-Arabic forms for the numerals 4 and 5, not the Persian or Urdu forms, which rules out some of the obvious potential candidates. I'm afraid you'd have to ask someone who knows the geography of places that use Eastern Arabic numerals better than I to narrow it down!

[the-cuix]

third issue

[sleepingsirian]

[doyoulikethis-videogame-song]

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[emocatart]

june time. thinking about girls who didn't know their actual hair texture bc they've only had short hair.

[doyoulikethis-videogame-song]

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Do you like this Video Game Song? #3050

I like it and I've definitely heard it before

I like it and it sounds familiar

I like it and this is my first time hearing it

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[dark-miku]

check this out i'm playing bad apple in your imagination

[dark-miku]

reblog to play bad apple on your mutuals

[caffeinewitchcraft]

You're a dragon shifter and your boss has given you a new assignment - be the summoned Chosen One's partner. You're fine with this assignment as the Chosen One seems to be a naturally talented rider and even takes care of your tack at the end of each day. And you think their cheerful conversation is interesting and fun even if it is one-sided in your dragon form. But soon you realize that there's been a misunderstanding. You've always thought the Chosen One volunteered to be summoned and to fight the Demon King. And the Chosen One clearly thinks that you're just a dragon and incapable of understanding the truly vicious diatribe they unleash against your kingdom every night.

[prokopetz]

The Joker's iconic look is a fun little pop culture fossil. Like, he's not a circus clown or a birthday clown or a rodeo clown or any other kind of clown you might bump into today: he's specifically a vaudeville clown. We don't have those anymore, so that specific type of clown is now just "the Joker".

[saturdaymorningmemories]

I was wondering why so few clowns sport a tux with tails like he does.

[prokopetz]

Yeah, the kind of clown that the Joker's classic look is evoking is very much a clown for the stage. The idiom of the vaudeville clown has more in common with Charlie Chaplin than with Bozo.

[jackhawksmoor]

Nine year old Dick making extremely specific digs about the inferiority of vaudeville clownery and how pretentious someone would have to be to be a fan of vaudeville when they are CLEARLY the lowest and lamest form of clown. The Joker is being read for filth by a kid still in single digits and the true horror is that Batman gets the reference and is visibly smothering a laugh

[zaprowsdower27]

look, just because vaudville vanished a decade before clown eggs became a thing is no excuse for him to not get his own egg NOW this doesnt change that he's Doing It Wrong

[arcanistlupus]

Dick comes from a circus background. *Of course* he considers vaudeville to be the lowest form of clown.

[prokopetz]

Yeah, in my mind the humour of the proposed scenario is very much that Dick and the Joker are both being pretentious assholes about the history and practice of clowning, but, like, from opposite directions.

[punkitt-is-here]

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

[totally-cis-offical]

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

[moon-of-curses]

we're actually in a youtube video if this turns out to be funny enough

[markovchaingang]

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

[abalidoth]

6. If x and y are my daughters, then there exists a set that has x and y as elements.

7. You can fold my daughter through any two points.

8. I have exactly one daughter parallel to a given line passing through a given point.

[inthefallofasparrow]

9. If my daughter is hung on the wall in the first act, then in the following one she must be fired. Otherwise don't put her there.

10. When two or more daughters are offered for a phenomenon, the simplest daughter is preferable.

11. Any sufficiently advanced daughter is indistinguishable from magic.

12. Without a clear indicator of intent, it is utterly impossible to parody my daughter without someone mistaking it for the genuine article.

13. My daughter is nine-tenths of the law.

[oneheadtoanother]

[thememedaddy]

[bleeding-seraphic]

happy pride to evil murderhelion and evil murderhelion ONLY