I think I deserve more limbs

formerly SizableToblerone. Teleioóphobic. I have a burning need to be more than the limits of my mortal flesh. Might be bigender? Vocal RegEx enthusiast. I think visual realism is overrated as a storytelling tool in visual mediums (mainstream comics, game graphics, TV shows, etc), and I have beef with whoever decided animation was for children and Vizipop. WILL fandomtag your posts as Katalepsis. Learning to art, haven't yet drawn anything I like enough to post.

[arachnopus]

KATALEPSIS

[bleeding-seraphic]

happy pride to evil murderhelion and evil murderhelion ONLY

[yearofdoodles]

We're leaving the planet and you can't come 💖

[thekalpar]

Further evidence of Murderbot being an unreliable narrator:

Murderbot: Well, I guess I'll use these crappy drones that the cheap-ass company paid the lowest bidder for. I wish I had better drones.

ART, watching over MB's shoulder: Those drones are so cool. I want drones like that. Dads, can I have drones like that? Can we get new drones on the way home?

ART's family: Peri, where did you schematics for state-of-the-art, highly secret, corporate military tech?

ART: Oh. You know. Lying around.

[jezunya]

Artificial Condition is really like

Murderbot: I'm just an innocent bot hitchhiker, definitely not a serial killer

ART: Yeah, it would be weird for there to be two serial killers on this transport :)

[suckunit]

human au first meeting. dont worry about art, it also has a gun

[teaboot]

ART with a fucking chainsaw in the passenger seat: It’s for road debris :)

[marlynnofmany]

Clearly ART is a teacher with lots of textbooks and kids' toys in the back, but also a James-Bond-level number of alterations done to the vehicle. Potential tailgaters run the risk of getting their retinas burned by stadium-quality floodlights. Potential carjackers in the passenger seat MIGHT get launched into traffic. Best not to find out.

[unidentifiedspoon]

part 2 of this. what if instead of be not afraid you said Be Afraid but joke's on you, asshole, it's been afraid its entire life

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

i hate saying “i love video games” because imagine a world where you say “i love cinema” and everyone automatically assumes you only mean marvel movies. like, not even in a bad way, but they don’t think it could mean anything else

and that’s what it feels like to say you love video games

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

oh! the space needle is a cute mascot base for seattle’s MLB team! i wonder how they managed to communicate that in a big foam costume?

oh

oh

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

this is so fucking funny… they changed the carpets at the Indianapolis convention center and now nerds are tripping over themselves to buy squares of the dirty old used carpet

[anx1ous-op0ssum]

The Cult of the Marriott Carpet has a northern counterpart?!

Marriott Carpet

Marriott Carpet refers to a series of jokes, meme and references to the carpet at Marriott Marquis in Atlanta, Georgia.

[90s-kid-sad-adult]

lie to me

[sibyllance]

Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air

[officialboredom]

First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success

[tuulikki]

I feel like the Arizona license plate should take some place in our analysis of whatever in the goddam fuck we’re looking at here

[weirdstrangeandawful]

Much like Springfield before it, Seattle is one of the few major cities in the world with a monorail. That, combined with a more conventional light rail system, makes Seattle the rare U.S. city with two different types of train for public transportation. On Tuesday night, the rail system briefly had a third: a Mazda CX-5.

https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a71483251/mazda-driver-seattle-pulls-into-elevated-train-station-on-tracks/

[nicky999doors]

[shattering-the-mirror]

I greatly enjoy this view I saw in an instagram post

[fishtrouts]

Winter’s Chill - Part 3

This is a continuation of the winter’s chill comics Part 1 and Part 2! The links lead to the previous parts :)

[strawberry-seal77]

time loop with two people in it but one person refuses to acknowledge the loop and pretends to be looping with everyone else. meanwhile the other person is freaking out

[depsidase]

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[stedilnik]

Employee orientation

[stedilnik]

Self-defense training.