Spaghetti Theorem: throw a plate of spaghetti on a math book and say "What is this bullshit?"
Since I'm learning to write proofs, I wrote a proof for this theorem:
Let x be the amount of fucks I give. Similarly, let x = 0. Since x = 0, I don't give a fuck and this is bullshit
Another proof of this because I'm bored:
BWOC, assume that the number of fucks I give is positive, i.e. n > 0. Using col. 3.17, where it is stated that I do not care, we can see that n is actually equal to 0. Therefore, I do not give a fuck and this is bullshit.
Furthermore, assume I have a plate of spaghetti. By the Universal Law of Gravitation, if I let go of the plate, it will fall. Assume I am standing over a math book. Since we have the ULOG, we know that the plate of spaghetti will fall onto the math book. Then, I say "What is this bullshit?" Therefore, there is a plate of spaghetti on my math book and I have said "What is this bullshit?" QED
Not a new proof (because I fucking hate proofs) but for some weird reason, my about me post isn’t linking in my description right (at least on mobile) so here’s for the newer followers:
Here's some info about me I'm comfortable sharing with y'all so if you want to know more about me and decide I'm awful and rethink following me, there you go!
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