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「Emmy | 17 | ISFJ」 Hello! Welcome to my RT/AH sideblog. R&R Connection are sorta my bias and then there's always Michael Jones (+ Team Jones FTW) follow/messages from coveringcolours

[localstarboy]

“hold on blood we ain’t got no longer stick?”

[diabolicalhardcore]

*MICKEY MOUSE VOICE* YOURE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THE WRATH OF A GOD

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[perce]

u know what i miss? all the bro posts

[narwhalsarefalling]

bro one *over the phone*: bro i miss those bro posts bro two: not as much as i miss your eyes bro bro one: bro

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

jokes that will never be funny

holocaust jokes

fat jokes

racist jokes

rape jokes

transphobic jokes

homophobic jokes

sexist jokes

jokes that will always be funny

“that’s a weird looking dog”

mmm whatcha say

the audition meme

doge 

trolling beetles fans

dad jokes 

[riothrrrley]

ending long sentences with by fall out boy

[duckertron3000]

Using the lyric “baby seasons change but people don’t”

[internmarce]

Also:

Severely overestimating a number of easily-countable objects

Severely underestimating a number of nigh-uncountable objects

Rickrolls

[honeybee-happy]

And

• Finding a picture of a weird face and slowly zooming in to dramatic music.

[wearamaskcoward]

Pretending people wearing camouflage are invisible

[corned-beef-hash-deactivated201]

incorrect units of measurement (i.e. I have like 40 gallons of homework)

[orochislayer]

calling easily explainable phenomena “witchcraft”

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

• conflating two similar idiomatic phrases (e.g. are you having a kidding me) • inserting the word fuck or fucking into unusual places. bonus if it’s in other languages (e.g. excusez the fuck out of moi, entfuckingschuldigung)

[nonpanary]

“mcfucking”

[angelbond14]

What really happens behind the lens

[kpoptart216]

I’m dead

[natooine-deactivated20170820]

later gator

[gif87a-com]

[catsbeaversandducks]

OH MY HEART

[whitehairedweiss]

so i went to make a new main blog for reasons and i clicked the box to type in the url and this popped up

tumblr can actually eat my ass

[mountainmoonvolcano]

[faptop]

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

[deke-it-like-datsyuk]

SOLUTION TO USA/CANADA RIVALRY: CANADA BECOMES PART OF AMERICA AND WE TAKE DOWN EVERYONE AS ONE SUPER COUNTRY 

[massholehackey]

THE US OF EH

[pleatedjeans]

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