A Misfit's Den

Hello there, my name's Zal. Yes, I'm a Zoroark, an Albino, actually... I hope you aren't offended by that. Er... please enjoy your stay. [[ Available for pokemon, gijinka, and cross-roleplays! :D ]]

[whiteillusion]

Zal. Zaaaal. Zaaaaaaaaaaaaallllll. I keep bumping my head on stuff in your house :(

She gently reaches up and puts a cool compress on his head, looking apologetic.

“You’ve just gotta duck down a little bit! I would raise the door frames if I could...”

[whiteillusion]

Zal. Zaaaaaaaal. What is a dry...Yer??? I do not understand what that is

A dryer? Uh… well, it’s a machine that you put clothing into to dry them after you wash them! It’s a lot quicker than a clothesline, and they come out all nice and toasty warm.

[disguisedeity]

whiteillusion:

ZEUS DON’T THROW YOUR SHOE -oh my god is he really attacking the dryer-

Zeus please, it isn’t gonna bite you it is just drying the clothes, please stop hitting it with your shoe…

-HE FROWNS SO LOUDLY- bUT ZAL IT IS MAKING WEIRD NOISES I DO NOT LIKE IT. How do you stand all these modern things?? Putting clothes on the line is just fine and everything smells like sunshine.

[whiteillusion]

Smells like... sunshine??? -whatever you say, Zeus- Okay, but still, please stop hitting my dryer!

Well, modern things make doing some stuff easier than by hand, for sure. 

[disguisedeity]

whiteillusion:

Zal herself was trying not to blush as well, though as Orion continued reaching for her, she gently lifted him from Zeus’ lap. His burbling babbles happily resumed, amidst another mumbled aama or two. It was obvious he was fond of her, but to drop the word for mother was another thing entirely. The only one at the dinner who didn’t seem fazed was the little one, truth be told.

“Well, uh, if he wants to call me that, I don’t have a problem with it. To be honest, I suppose I’m a little happy he’s so fond of me.” She recovered, trying to lighten things up with a little brevity. “Maybe he’ll say ate next?” she added with a smile.

Zeus easily relinquished the babbling child whilst trying to catch his breath. The whole tent had gone quiet for a good moment before conversation continued. “<Maybe he knows something about you two.>” Hestia said, giggling, before a mouthful of food. Zeus couldn’t frown harder at her then, but it only prompted Hestia to laugh.

“Well, he already knows who his mother is, I think.” Zeus replied, sighing, though he couldn’t help but smile. “But I am happy he is this fond of you already.” A light chuckle arose from his chest then. “Perhaps he will, in time. I think he is trying though.”

[whiteillusion]

Looking down into Orion’s big blue eyes, Zal couldn’t help but plant a few little smooches on the white forelock of the toddler’s head. He seemed to enjoy this, as he squealed happily under her gentle kisses and hugs. “He really is lovely, Zeus, though perhaps he called me that because I’m around him so often?” She proposed as an explanation. “And given how talkative the little guy is, I’m sure he’s going to be calling you dad sometime soon!”

[whiteillusion]

Ooooh, you're all white! Like snow! That's so pretty! What's your name pretty white zozo? I'm Cal! =D

“Oh, hello!” Her ears wiggle a bit with a smile. “Thank you for the compliment, my name’s Zal. Nice to meet you!”

[whiteillusion]

Zal. Zaaaaaaaal. What is a dry...Yer??? I do not understand what that is

A dryer? Uh… well, it’s a machine that you put clothing into to dry them after you wash them! It’s a lot quicker than a clothesline, and they come out all nice and toasty warm.

[disguisedeity]

whiteillusion:

disguisedeity:

So you just put them in and they are magically dry and warm?? WHERE IS THIS MAGIC THING I WISH TO SEE IT. -Casually takes off his shirt and presents it to her- I NEED MY SHIRT WARM, IT IS COLD.

ZEUS PLEASE PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON -flails slightly-

Um, here, I was gonna put a load of laundry in anyway, so you can come watch if you want. -leads him to her laundry room and proceeds to put some freshly washed clothes into her dryer, along with a sweet-smelling dryer sheet-

You turn the dials to the specifics you want for the drying cycle, and then turn it on. -does so and it rumbles to life-

BUT ZAL MY SHIRT IS COLD AND I AM COLD……… -Zeus just put your shirt back on, fucksake-

Oh… -He follows her, shirt still in hand, and stops dead at the sight of the machines- ZAL. ZAL WHAT ARE THOSE?!?! Zal I do not understand is that your warm box???

I see– aaaAAAAAAA???????? -As the dryer rumbles to life, he casually tears his soft hide shoe off and launches it at her dryer-

[whiteillusion]

ZEUS DON’T THROW YOUR SHOE -oh my god is he really attacking the dryer-

Zeus please, it isn’t gonna bite you it is just drying the clothes, please stop hitting it with your shoe...

[whiteillusion]

Zal. Zaaaaaaaal. What is a dry...Yer??? I do not understand what that is

A dryer? Uh… well, it’s a machine that you put clothing into to dry them after you wash them! It’s a lot quicker than a clothesline, and they come out all nice and toasty warm.

[disguisedeity]

So you just put them in and they are magically dry and warm?? WHERE IS THIS MAGIC THING I WISH TO SEE IT. -Casually takes off his shirt and presents it to her- I NEED MY SHIRT WARM, IT IS COLD.

[whiteillusion]

ZEUS PLEASE PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON -flails slightly-

Um, here, I was gonna put a load of laundry in anyway, so you can come watch if you want. -leads him to her laundry room and proceeds to put some freshly washed clothes into her dryer, along with a sweet-smelling dryer sheet-

You turn the dials to the specifics you want for the drying cycle, and then turn it on. -does so and it rumbles to life-

[whiteillusion]

Zal. Zaaaaaaaal. What is a dry...Yer??? I do not understand what that is

A dryer? Uh... well, it’s a machine that you put clothing into to dry them after you wash them! It’s a lot quicker than a clothesline, and they come out all nice and toasty warm.

[anarcho-smarmyism]

neo nazi trigger warning first of all

so, in case you haven’t heard of Stormfront (here’s the tumblr post about it), I figured it was worth posting here so people can be aware of their actual tactics:

notice shit like “this isn’t about anti-whites, use them to humiliate them and make them look bad” and “winning isn’t important”. this is why i say not to argue with fascists, at least, not seriously. if you do, argue with them calmly at first and post sources and all that shit to prove that you’ve got facts and reasoning on your side for the sake of others who will read it, and under no circumstances let them piss you off or upset you. then, once you’ve made your point well enough, just start fucking with them back. don’t make the mistake of thinking arguing with fascists is a debate; it’s all for show, all about who can make the other one look worse. so it’s vital that you point out how fucking inane their talking points are, yes, but it’s also vital that you let them (and everyone else) know that you Are Not Taking Them Seriously. Because you shouldn’t, no one should. You don’t have to prove that human beings deserve rights and racism is wrong. As soon as you start to treat them as equals in debate on the topic of human rights, you inadvertently let them gain ground that should never be surrendered.

[fumbledeegrumble]

Guys, I don’t often ask this, but do me a favor and reblog this if you see it. Stormfront is a gigantic operation for the modern neo-nazi movement, and I don’t see nearly enough people even recognizing their existence.

[disguisedeity]

whiteillusion:

Through many a day spent with the older woman, Zal easily picked up on Hestia’s meaning. And even with her own ever-improving grasp of Zeus’ tribal tongue, conversation sprung up over the delicious stew.

But all words ceased when little Orion called out to Zal, and even she was completely taken aback with shock. “Did… did he just say his first word?” She knew what aama meant, as well. “D-Did he just call me mom?!” She blurted, ears perking up sharply in fluster, looking at Zeus and Hestia and Helios and back again.

Even though Zeus had to translate a good part, he had to admit that Zal was improving. This night she would continue to improve and he knew that she would become a part of this family and this tribe in time.

“I… I think he did…” Zeus choked out after a coughing fit, trying not to choke on his food, Helios clapping him on the back. “I think he was trying to say mama but… There it is.” He was trying so hard not to become more flustered and turn bright red. But if one felt his cheeks then, they would be burning hot. Hestia, however, looked unperturbed. The older woman looked as if she saw this coming a hundred miles away and she was trying her damnedest not to laugh.

[whiteillusion]

Zal herself was trying not to blush as well, though as Orion continued reaching for her, she gently lifted him from Zeus’ lap. His burbling babbles happily resumed, amidst another mumbled aama or two. It was obvious he was fond of her, but to drop the word for mother was another thing entirely. The only one at the dinner who didn’t seem fazed was the little one, truth be told.

“Well, uh, if he wants to call me that, I don’t have a problem with it. To be honest, I suppose I’m a little happy he’s so fond of me.” She recovered, trying to lighten things up with a little brevity. “Maybe he’ll say ate next?” she added with a smile.

[disguisedeity]

whiteillusion:

She laughed softly when Orion’s excitement boiled over when he set eyes on his father, and Zal couldn’t help but smile at the sight. Zeus had really taken to being a father, hadn’t he? She pulled up a cushion as was typical in their household and made herself comfortable next to Zeus. Hestia’s cooking smelled absolutely divine, and Zal’s ears were a-quiver as the older woman ladled her portion into a bowl and handed it to her. 

Carefully blowing on a spoonful, she took a bite and was immediately awash in earthy tastes and a hearty warmth that chased the outside chill right away. She chewed through the meat and vegetables, swallowed with gusto and beamed at Hestia. “This is so good! You’ve got to teach me this one, Hestia! When you can, I mean.”

As bowls were distributed and conversation commenced, Zeus carefully sat Orion in his lap, making sure the boy was well situated. Orion softly murmured to himself and Zeus carefully offered the boy a cooled bite of the thick gravy. The boy giggled, a small mess on his face, as Zeus kissed him again and wiped the mess away with his thumb. As Zal settled next to him, Orion would reach for her and exclaim “Aama!”, to the surprise of everyone. Conversation stopped for a few seconds as they all looked on. Hestia only smiled wryly, knowingly, at the boy.

Hestia could only smile brightly at Zal’s praise. “You thank… Many year I practice, I teach you day one.” Hestia replied haltingly, after a swift translation, who had been trying so hard to learn English for Zal’s sake. The older woman sighed softly before serving herself and eagerly setting into her own dinner. That night, there would be laughter and stories, Hestia eagerly telling of when Zeus was a boy.

[whiteillusion]

Through many a day spent with the older woman, Zal easily picked up on Hestia’s meaning. And even with her own ever-improving grasp of Zeus’ tribal tongue, conversation sprung up over the delicious stew.

But all words ceased when little Orion called out to Zal, and even she was completely taken aback with shock. “Did... did he just say his first word?” She knew what aama meant, as well. “D-Did he just call me mom?!” She blurted, ears perking up sharply in fluster, looking at Zeus and Hestia and Helios and back again.

[disguisedeity]

whiteillusion:

Zal was already inside before the exchange between mother and son, so she did not happen to overhear Hestia’s banter. If she had, she probably would have been quite a bit flustered.

They would find her seated by the crib, grinning ear-to wiggling ear as Orion babbled excitedly in her direction and reached for her. “Hello there little man~! Gosh, he’s getting bigger every day.” she laughed as they joined her in the home. “I think he missed me, haha.” 

The little babbling bundle squeaked excitedly in Helios’ lap as he retrieved the boy from his cradle and helped him to stand on wobbly little feet. The elder man couldn’t help but smile as the boy excitedly clapped his wee hands together just at seeing Zal. The little one certainly did miss her.

But this joy as multiplied tenfold when he saw Zeus enter. Orion reached for Zeus as hard as he could, bouncing and squeaking ‘Ah-ah!’. Zeus smiled brightly at his boy and relieved Helios of the little bundle as he sat, Orion immediately pressing himself against Zeus’ chest and laying his little head on Zeus’ collar bone. Zeus hugged the boy close and placed many kisses on Orion’s head, snuggling him. Dinner, Hestia’s famous stew, was eventually ready and she handed everyone bowls filled with the delicious morsels.

[whiteillusion]

She laughed softly when Orion’s excitement boiled over when he set eyes on his father, and Zal couldn’t help but smile at the sight. Zeus had really taken to being a father, hadn’t he? She pulled up a cushion as was typical in their household and made herself comfortable next to Zeus. Hestia’s cooking smelled absolutely divine, and Zal’s ears were a-quiver as the older woman ladled her portion into a bowl and handed it to her. 

Carefully blowing on a spoonful, she took a bite and was immediately awash in earthy tastes and a hearty warmth that chased the outside chill right away. She chewed through the meat and vegetables, swallowed with gusto and beamed at Hestia. “This is so good! You’ve got to teach me this one, Hestia! When you can, I mean.”

[disguisedeity]

whiteillusion:

Zal couldn’t help but blush a little with gratitude. “You are all so sweet to me! I do love visiting when I can. I think I’m starting to get a little better at your language, too… well it’s still rather broken but I swear its better than before!”  She recovered, and nodded along as Zeus spoke. “That’s great! Little cutie he is, I certainly don’t doubt he’s getting lots of love from everyone, haha!”

“Hestia!” She barely had time to say hello before the much taller woman had already scooped her up into a very familiar spine-crushing hug. Zal let out a slightly wheezy laugh, returning the tight hug until Zeus’ mother put her down. “Thanks for, you invite me for dinner.” 

“Well you deserve it! You are nice… So you deserve to be treated nice.” A soft shine alighted in his eyes as he spoke. What he believed was true, he liked that about her. “Even if you are not, it is the thought that counts! Besides, I think they will understand what you mean.” He chuckled softly and hugged her shoulders. “That he is. We are a family that loves our children.”

Hestia stared at Zal for a short moment as she set the smaller woman down before laughing lightly and hugging her once more, gentler this time. “Mama…” Zeus sighed, prompting the elder woman to laugh lightly. “What? I like it when she comes to visit. You should ask her out.” Hestia replied, motioning the two inside the tent. Zeus just… Stared at his mother as he followed, sighing so hard.

[whiteillusion]

Zal was already inside before the exchange between mother and son, so she did not happen to overhear Hestia’s banter. If she had, she probably would have been quite a bit flustered.

They would find her seated by the crib, grinning ear-to wiggling ear as Orion babbled excitedly in her direction and reached for her. “Hello there little man~! Gosh, he’s getting bigger every day.” she laughed as they joined her in the home. “I think he missed me, haha.” 

[disguisedeity]

whiteillusion:

disguisedeity:

whiteillusion:

From here ☽

@disguisedeity

“Oh, okay, I’ll be right out!” 

Soon enough the young woman is stepping out of her home in the hill, pausing to adjust her sweater before locking up. “Sorry if I kept you waiting! Shall we get going?”

As he anxiously waits, he can’t help but smile as she exits her home. Somehow she always manages to look so good whatever she’s wearing. “It is alright! Mama does not mind waiting a moment, as long as you are with us.” He offers a small smile then. “As do I” He loosely wraps an arm about her shoulders as they walk back towards the camp.

“Well I wouldn’t want to keep either of you waiting for too long!” She grinned. Despite their difference in height, having walked with him before she was able to keep up with his stride. Zal smiled again as she thought of his mother. “It’s sweet of you two to invite me over for dinner. And how is the little one doing?” She asked as they walked. 

“Well, mama likes it when you visit. She keeps asking me to bring you by.” He pauses a moment then. “Oh! She says that you are always welcome to visit all of us whenever you please.” He offers another small smile. As they walked, he was careful to shorten his steps for the tiny woman beside him. “Well, mama always asks after you, so I thought I would bring you by.” He shrugged softly. “He is doing well. Mama likes to spoil her only grandchild, but in moderation. She says I am doing very well by him.” He chuckled softly. “Uncle is advising me as well, so things are gong smoothly. I think.” 

Soon, they were in the encampment and Hestia stepped from her home at the sound of Zeus’ voice. “Zal!” She cried, striding quickly toward the smaller woman with arms wide. 

[whiteillusion]

Zal couldn’t help but blush a little with gratitude. “You are all so sweet to me! I do love visiting when I can. I think I’m starting to get a little better at your language, too... well it’s still rather broken but I swear its better than before!”  She recovered, and nodded along as Zeus spoke. “That’s great! Little cutie he is, I certainly don’t doubt he’s getting lots of love from everyone, haha!”

“Hestia!” She barely had time to say hello before the much taller woman had already scooped her up into a very familiar spine-crushing hug. Zal let out a slightly wheezy laugh, returning the tight hug until Zeus’ mother put her down. “Thanks for, you invite me for dinner.” 

[disguisedeity]

whiteillusion:

From here ☽

@disguisedeity

“Oh, okay, I’ll be right out!” 

Soon enough the young woman is stepping out of her home in the hill, pausing to adjust her sweater before locking up. “Sorry if I kept you waiting! Shall we get going?”

As he anxiously waits, he can’t help but smile as she exits her home. Somehow she always manages to look so good whatever she’s wearing. “It is alright! Mama does not mind waiting a moment, as long as you are with us.” He offers a small smile then. “As do I” He loosely wraps an arm about her shoulders as they walk back towards the camp.

[whiteillusion]

“Well I wouldn’t want to keep either of you waiting for too long!” She grinned. Despite their difference in height, having walked with him before she was able to keep up with his stride. Zal smiled again as she thought of his mother. “It’s sweet of you two to invite me over for dinner. And how is the little one doing?” She asked as they walked. 

[whiteillusion]

From here ☽

@disguisedeity

“Oh, okay, I’ll be right out!” 

Soon enough the young woman is stepping out of her home in the hill, pausing to adjust her sweater before locking up. “Sorry if I kept you waiting! Shall we get going?”

[whiteillusion]

-He's standing several feet away from her house, just... Shouting- ZAL. MAMA WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU WANT TO COME OVER FOR DINNER. PLEASE SAY YES, MAMA'S COOKING IS VERY GOOD.

-JOLTS BECAUSE SUDDEN YELLING, then sticks her head out her window-

“Um, sure?? I’l come over, just let me get better dressed... though why are you shouting, Zeus? You know you could just knock on my door any time.”

[jaleven]

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