a hard day's knight

Your name is EMOLLIENT PALADIN, and you are a PROSPITIAN KNIGHT in charge of guarding the QUEEN. Or you were, until your untimely DEATH. Now you mostly just sit around and THINK about things. Sometimes you post them here. {rp blog for a fan carapace from the Beta Kids' session.}

[thesongwritercannothear]

You’d shit a brick if I actually solved that wouldn’t you.

[whiteknightoflight-blog]

Probably.

[thesongwritercannothear]

“Do you wanna maybe like…”

> You hold up your fingers and make a diamond symbol.

[whiteknightoflight-blog]

> If you're really honest with yourself, you're completely blown away by this request. You've never considered yourself an eligible candidate for any sort of quadrant... but you've got a girlfriend, haven't you? A moirail wouldn't be out of the question, and now that you think about it, you're pretty sure you could fulfill that kind of role. You're physically strong enough to protect him, and you're 90% certain that you can keep up with the mental and emotional requirements. It helps that Bardy's the kind of guy that, in your eyes, definitely needs someone to keep an eye on him. He might do something dumb like drink all the water in the river then throw up four times.

> Yeah, you can totally do this. You grin and pat the top of his head.

If you'll have me, then sure.

[thesongwritercannothear]

I’ll find some way of moving with it don’t test me.

[whiteknightoflight-blog]

What part of the z-plane corresponds to the interior of the unit circle in the w-plane if a) w = (z-1)/(z+1) b) w = (z-i)/(z+i)?

[thesongwritercannothear]

“That’s not what I wanted to ask, shitdick.”

> Punch him.

[whiteknightoflight-blog]

> You don't even blink.

I just thought I would get that out of the way, since you'll ask it sooner or later. So, what's your real question?

[thesongwritercannothear]

Try it faggot I’ll just burrow out like a lizard then bite your face.

[whiteknightoflight-blog]

What if the floor is wood? Can't burrow through wood.

You'll break your teeth on my shell.

[thesongwritercannothear]

“Well not JUST for that.”

> You rub your face off his arm and then lick him just because you can.

“Gots a question toooooo….”

[whiteknightoflight-blog]

> The disgruntled "I just got licked ew" face comes far too easily for you.

No, I haven't "made out" with Chevy since the last time you asked.

[thesongwritercannothear]

> You roll across the sand and flop onto his lap.

“Hey.”

[whiteknightoflight-blog]

> It's like having a lapdog. Except this one yaps in a language you can speak.

Did you call me over just to be your chair?

> You raise a brow at him.

[whiteknightoflight-blog]

thesongwritercannothear replied to your post:

Come meet me.

I don't even get an engraved invitation? I'm disappointed.

> You pick yourself up and head over to where he is.

Yo.

[whiteknightoflight-blog]

Hey asshole.

Sup.

[whiteknightoflight-blog]

Hey assh OH MY ASS DID YOU PUT ICE ICE BABY ON YOUR FUCKING PROFILE I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE THROAT.

You just noticed?

[ripyzma-deactivated20141217]

[whiteknightoflight-blog]

I’m having the strangest feeling that EV is being a little shit again.

I hope that’s not true.

[gotthescoop-blog]

No comment.

[whiteknightoflight-blog]

Do I need to put you on a leash?

[whiteknightoflight-blog]

I'm having the strangest feeling that EV is being a little shit again.

I hope that's not true.

[gotthescoop-blog]

I THINK YOU MEAN BEHIVE.

[whiteknightoflight-blog]

WHY DIDN'T I BEE THAT COMBING?

[gotthescoop-blog]

MOTHA FUCKING BEES!

[whiteknightoflight-blog]

BEEHAVE.

[whiteknightoflight-blog]

BEES.

[gotthescoop-blog]

BEES!

[whiteknightoflight-blog]

LOOKIN AT BEES.

[whiteknightoflight-blog]

BEES.