White Lily Cookie Autism

[whitelilycookiefanever]

hi

Just as a lil add-on.

Guy in charge of ts is a non-binary lesbian and a POC. I know that tumblr has a TERRIBLE reputation for how they treat POC and lesbians. Gonna add this part most importantly.

You will absolutely catch me saying men are unattractive. Trans men, cis men, gender non-conformimg men, whatever. Transmascs? Just fine. TransMEN? no. I don't think they suck or anything I just can't find men attractive in any capacity. I've SEEN how y'all treat people who don't like men. If this post gets viral and some fuckass starts talking abt how I'm evil for ts, I will absolutely block or mute or whatever tumblr has. Get out of my face with that.

Anyway stan White Lily Cookie, she died for cookies to live happily without the looming threat of Dark Enchantress, who she was gay with. I have work.

[pineflowrr]

i love them they’re so cute

[hammerbonk]

Biblically accurate Vernetto

[hammerbonk]

Throughout my time here, I’ve noticed that there are at least two main interpretations of Sonetto’s feelings for Vertin (whether or not Vertin actually reciprocates them is a wholeee different post and not the point of this one):

Oblivious to her own adoration. She channels her devotion into her duties without knowing any better. She would follow the bellwether to her death without a second thought. After all, she was born to die a martyr, never a lover.

[inkenjidorionna]

"oh my god please stop," i say watching the vernetto angst i purposefully searched up

[vertin-is-the-frog-guys]

madoka and homura are sonetto and vertin to me but at different extremes and reversed

yes madoka and sonetto are both suns but in the way that sonetto is forced to give but madoka gives freely

yes homura and vertin are both moons but vertin gives freely and homura is forced to give

sonetto is vertins homura & vertin is sonettos madoka if pushed to the same extreme that madoka and homura were pushed to

[hammerbonk]

Girl are you even trying to be subtle

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Behold. My most high effort shitpost to date.

Happy lesbian visibility week. I see you and I’m turning you into cats

[si-soya]

I love sonetto’s new garment so I doodled it

[borrelia]

if you donate one single us dollar to the unrwa, you will have donated more money than you would have by clicking that stupid arab.orb link every day for four and a half years. yes, they do actually donate money to the unrwa, but even with tens of thousands of clicks, most of that money is the baseline $90 they send every quarter. from 2023 quarter 4, half a million clicks turned into $380.57. maths out to six hundreths of one cent per click. just donate to unrwa.

[cpericardium]

[themainspoon]

This was a whole thread, here are some of my favourites:

[nomohmoss]

[ryan-sometimes]

Booby traps? Sure, I would easily fall into a trap if I saw boobs

[netherworldpost]

despite being interviewed individually, all four gave the exact same response

[yandere-daydreams]

born too late to be a meowing nun. born too early to be a genetically engineered catgirl. sigh.

[yandere-daydreams]

NO YOU’RE SO REAL FOR BEIJG A FURINA ENJOYER.

She’s so silly and dramatic, her life is so whimsical and fun and I love her so deeply and dearly for it. But she’s also so cringe like you can see her deflate or get really nervous when her speeches don’t go exactly right and how sad she gets when she gets to an incorrect conclusion.

she’s just like me fr

i probably won't be able to play the new quest until this weekend (rip full-time employment </3) but i think i'm going to log in real quick tonight just to pull for her. there's just something about a character who's expected to be so stoic and so on top of things in-universe and, despite her best efforts, can't seem to not fall apart under the slightest amount of pressure. she is silly and cringe and doing her best. if anything bad happens to her i will bring about the sun death of the solar system with my own two hands.

[yandere-daydreams]

That Furina love triangle fic ATE, but now I can't help but wonder if Arlecchino would be more or less pissed if Readers taste in archons differed slightly and they were pining after the wind clown instead

Imagine how many hoops and delusions she'd have to jump through to convince darling that, No, hot milfs are INDEED superior to thousand year old twinks

i will be keeping arlecchino limited to specifically lesbian hijinks, but i did spend a little time thinking about who would be the maddest that their darling was down bad for the archons of their respective nations (or just platonically close to, in nahida's case). come down this spiral with me, if you must.

diluc would be so fucking pissed if you showed even a mild interest in venti. bonus points if you don't actually know he's really a god and diluc is obviously too Honor Bound™ to tell you, so he's just going to have to sit there, breaking pint glasses and seething while you pine after a broke twink. he can't even tell himself you're just curious about the gods. you're just into functional alcoholics. sigh.

ningguang would legally forbid you from having a crush on morax. she doesn't have anything against him personally, but there's just something about building yourself up from nothing, making yourself the center of the world's free market and the (second) highest authority in a nation that gave you nothing to work with, and having the love of your life fall for the one (1) person above you in the hierarchy. is it because he has more statues of her. she can get statues. just fucking watch how many statues she can get her face on and she won't even need 5000 years to do it.

kazuha's not mad, just disappointed. he's (mostly) worked out his beef with the raiden shogun, but there will be a part of him that dies on the inside when he takes you (a pretty little thing he presumably picked up while travelling with beidou) to inazuma city for the first time and the first thing you say after seeing the shogun's statue is 'why is she kinda,,, 👀👀👀'. usually he is not against calling an archon milfy, but in this specific context he would prefer it if you maybe held back a little.

and it would be the bane wanderer's existence if you managed to speak to nahida even once. it'd be like letting your mom make friends with your s/o, but your mom is also an omniscient ten year old with no verbal filter and biographic level of knowledge when it comes to you and your very personal trauma. has the poor boy not suffered enough (he hasn't).

[yandere-daydreams]

I thought of two other things for the walk of shame and if it were me I’ll probably never show my face again.

Arlecchino being your sugar mommy and having passionate night with her seems a good idea at first but when you and her does the deed in her office and got interrupted by her children coming back to report is literal mortifying. Walking out of there as freminet and lynette just silently judging you while lyney makes a joke about you being there there new step parent. Its the worst when your screwing a single parent and had to sneak out only to be caught by their kids.

Dottore is also quite awkward in the sense that he’ll probably screw you in his lab where all his experiments are kept. Like imagine all his experiments who are fearful for their lives hearing you and the doc “role playing”, I don’t know if they’re thankful for a few more moments of their lives or they want to kill themselves early so they cam stop hearing your moans about the doc’s “injection”. Another thing is how the clones work in this, do they take place screwing you 6 ways to sunday or are they judging you for screwing one but not the other. Bonus points if you have to do the walk of shame and accidentally stumble upon a clone torturing a subject only for both to pause as you limp yourself to the exit with marks litter through your body

fjkdsfjksdfjksl TO BE FAIR i genuinely think arlecchino would have enough curtesy to pencil in your six hour long boss/secretary roleplay sessions at least an hour apart from her debriefing with her children, but sometimes these things run long and sometimes, you have to limp out of her office with a few less buttons and a few more hickeys than you'd like while three orphans stare you down like you just crawled out of the abyss. in the best case scenario, they'll be too horrified to say anything, but in the worst, one will ask if you're one of their father's children too and you'll have to say anything but 'i call her daddy actually'. a bad time all around.

and with dottore,,, at least you can't say you didn't know what you were getting into. if you're enough of a freak to fuck him at all, you're probably enough of a freak to fuck him in his lab while subject #69420 waits to be flayed alive or something and not feel any shame about having to walk past the guards and lab assistants who just listened to you fuck their boss in a way that violates the geneva code. it's bad, but there's a good chance you're not the most well-oiled hinge yourself so. uh. do what you will with that ig.