Scary Movie-style Sentence Starters
“Are you ready for this?”
“But I’m just going with it, you know.”
“[Insert name] and I go left, and you...”
“No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We all stay together.”
“I don’t think you actually realize how bad this is going to be.”
“Seriously, this is going to be so bad.”
“You all look like my ex girlfriend’s dad, and it’s freaking me out.”
“Right now, we are considered D-Class personnel, which stands for Disposable.”
“Look at this! I know this one.”
“There it is. Turn around. TURN AROUND!”
“Are we actually going in?”
“Why are you guys hiding in the corner?”
“Everything about this is wrong.”
“I tried to close the door. It didn’t work.”
“Come on, [Insert Name].”
“That’s how you open doors.”
“Alright, let’s go straight down.”
“I can hear footsteps. I swear, I’m not tripping out.”
“I can hear footsteps behind us.”
“Yeah, yeah, close the door. Feel safe.”
“Because you never know what’s on the other side.”
“We’ll be right here. Don’t worry about it.”
“Yeah, no, you go first.”
“Don’t go back that way.”
“This is freaking me out.”
“Yeah. Where did you think this went?”
“I thought you knew this?”
“Oh, that was you, wasn’t it?”
“Yeah, go down that hall. Go ahead.”
“There’s something there on the floor.”
“I’m gonna see what it does.”
“It sounds like it’s... Is that a person?”
“Oh my god, you weren’t joking!”
“I’m not going down now there’s like some kind of mutated dog or something.”
“Alright, let’s go around this way then?”
“I feel like we’re just mice in a cage right now and you’re leading us into death.”
“What is that? Oh, it’s... can it see us?”
“I don’t think this place is safe.”
“Oh, there’s something in here.”
“This way, dude. This way.”
“Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. OH NO!”
“I thought he was coming after you!”
“Back up, back up, back up! BACK THE FUCK UP!”
“Oh, no, no, no, run, run, RUN!”
