White Silence in the Snow

Talking to myself again

[whitesilenceinthesnow]

Yes, I'm going to argue sematics with you when you're trying to tell me I said something that I absolutely never said.

[pusheen]

[000l]

[shrewreadings]

like to charge, reblog to cast.

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[jayalaw]

I need good news. So tired

[jadis17]

I would like to see the crabs dance

[why-did-you-reblogblog]

Why did you reblog?

POTATO PLEASE HELP ME BROTHER

guide the holy potato to other souls

other (share with class?)

Voting ended onJan 24

[beardedmrbean]

I’m gonna need to remember this prompt for when I’m having a bad day

[mikkeneko]

AITA for eating plastic?

I (12NM) have worked out a system with my roommate (30s, F) wherein I can let her know that I’m hungry and need more food by chewing on plastic, something she hates. Given that she does not speak Cat, this is a reliable way for me to pass along information. However, I also find chewing plastic fun and tasty on its own merits. This causes my roommate to ineffectively curse at me. AITA for eating plastic whenever the hell I feel like it, whether there’s food in my bowl or not?

[copperbadge]

AITA for allllllllmost touuuuuuuching

My (7F) dad (46M) says I need to stop antagonizing my sister (7F) by allllllllmost touching her with my paws as we recline upon a luxurious heated duvet. I maintain my sister doesn’t even notice I’m alllllllllllllmost touching her and is more interested in dad giving her cheek rubs. AITA?

[dappermouth]

You feel you’ve been here, once before — a memory that was not quite yours.

[lilacandladybugs]

my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring

[lilacandladybugs]

*holds your head in my hands* im sorry i let you down

[xanemix]

Here’s some fossilized coral.

[lastoneout]

[gorgynei]

having big teeth means being around soft bodies is scary

[444livingdeadgirl]

—

Astaraa.

[everythingfox]

[virtualgirladvance]

[liberalsarecool]

Hegseth might as well be speaking in Russian.

[leech-mother]

⋆.˚𖦹⋆✮⋆.˚

[beepbopitsgt]

Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

He's already down $100 billion this year, if the trend continues (100b every 3 months) he could be bankrupt by the end of the year.

[whatbigotspost]

It’s almost like he never had all that wealth at all

[liberalsarecool]

MAGA cowardice and fragile masculinity on full display. Pete Hegseth is invisible in a world of merit and commitment.

His sole quality is fealty to a rapist felon fraud.

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[jackdaw-kraai]

And notice the potato doesn’t guilt you with “if you don’t, something horrible will happen.” Potato wouldn’t betray you like that, because potato is a refined person of good humor and character, and understands that, sometimes, a visit to your dashboard just isn’t convenient right now. Sometimes you just went on a fandom gif reblogging spree or your energy is low, you do not have the time to make your dashboard suitable to guests, and a polite visit just isn’t in the cards. Potato understands this, and doesn’t get upset, or gods forbid, throws a tantrum and wishes ill on your household. Instead, Potato merely stores away their blessings for a later visit and leaves as a good friend should.

Be like Potato. Be a good friend.

[polish-lolita]