Katie

21, Cambridge

[jodiecomersource]

[tayplusjay]

reblog for good luck

[shoobie-doowop]

Boys: I wish I could sneak into the girl’s locker room to see them get changed

Lesbians in the girl’s locker room: I should stand in the farthest corner and get changed with my back to everyone so I don’t accidentally see a boob and make anyone uncomfortable

[miscellanieux-deactivated201905]

[chonideanoru]

Probably Toni:

[whitetshrt]

@taylorswift I just saw some photos from your first show and it looked absolutely incredible. I’m seeing you in London but the sad thing is I was supposed to be going with my best friend but it turned out that I couldn’t go on that date. We’ve now ended up going on two different dates and I’ve been trying to think of a way to make it up to her. Is there anything at all you can do to help me? She’s going on the first night at London

[whitetshrt]

@taylorswift honestly she’s the most incredible, selfless person in the world. She’s done so so much for me and I would love so much for her to feel special for just a night

[whitetshrt]

@taylorswift she’s the sweetest little pea and was the person that made me listen to you. It’s the worst that we can’t see you together but giving her a little surprise on the day would be one step closer to thanking her for all she’s done

[whitetshrt]

@taylorswift I just saw some photos from your first show and it looked absolutely incredible. I’m seeing you in London but the sad thing is I was supposed to be going with my best friend but it turned out that I couldn’t go on that date. We’ve now ended up going on two different dates and I’ve been trying to think of a way to make it up to her. Is there anything at all you can do to help me? She’s going on the first night at London

[whitetshrt]

@taylorswift honestly she’s the most incredible, selfless person in the world. She’s done so so much for me and I would love so much for her to feel special for just a night

[whitetshrt]

@taylorswift I just saw some photos from your first show and it looked absolutely incredible. I’m seeing you in London but the sad thing is I was supposed to be going with my best friend but it turned out that I couldn’t go on that date. We’ve now ended up going on two different dates and I’ve been trying to think of a way to make it up to her. Is there anything at all you can do to help me? She’s going on the first night at London

[infinrtywar]

so.. I did a thing.

[retroasgardian-deactivated20180]

I CANT FUCKING BRATHEWHBFAESJHFBESJH

[pinkettepoet]

this is the reason why i live now

[thebrooklyninenine]

OH MY GOD

[victorious]

[todays-wendy]

‘yall still mad and bitter about lexas death in 2018?’

[teenagesophiebennett-deactivate]

you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it

[21novembers]

[takashiyasui]

early in the morning

[c-bassmeow]

[homoprince]

Beyoncé: *purchases new laptop and uses it for the first time*

The FBI Agent that’s assigned to her:

[fckin-deactivated20171107]

so when are men gonna realize that women aren’t complicated and we’re actually just normal people and it’s men that lack emotional depth and interesting personalities?

[leatheresque-deactivated2018010]

Yeah….. Except I’m an emotional man with tons of depth. I speak 5 languages and play every instrument known. I can build a house. I can plant a garden. I know a little bit about everything.

Maybe women really are cunts who just seek to destroy men and invalidate them?

[fckin-deactivated20171107]

i have no idea how to reply to this cause it’s simply just the funniest thing i’ve ever read and nothing will ever top it

[7tny]