Not a Pirate Radio Station

One of us is a genius, and one of us is a security guard in a very lovely suit. This is a queer person's queer-friendly blog comin' to you from the wild uncharted depths of Australia* and mostly full of fandom things that I like and occasionally complaints about the weather. Please note my most important credentials: Gemini, Slytherin, INTJ, and not sorry. *Location may in fact be slightly charted and not particularly deep. It is Australia, though.

[dadstarkk]

Jack & Teal’c + Trust

[samcaarter]

Stargate SG-1: Upgrades

[majorsamcarters]

[charlesemersonwinchesteriii]

M*A*S*H unit 4077 at 100% power:

M*A*S*H unit 4077 at 99% power:

M*A*S*H unit 4077 at 200% power:

[whitlockienterprisespresents]

Dear The Old Guard fandom; any recommendations for other movies/shows which scratch the same itch for you? I'm trying to...not just watch it over and over again. For some reason.

[rafael-silva]

Nicky and I met in the Crusades. The love of my life was of the people I’ve been taught to hate. 

Joe and Nicky in The Old Guard (2020) 

[jankyadd]

the confused asexual before realizing they were asexual:

► “I’m not dating anyone because I want to focus on school and I’m too busy.” -said all through high school and college.

► “I don’t care how someone looks, I care about their personality.” - A common response to: ‘what’s your type??”

► Yeah, literally not having a ‘type’. Never understanding how people have ‘types’.

► “I’ll never have kids I am going to have dogs.”

► Never understanding fuck, marry, kill. Especially other peoples choices in the game.

► Getting really good at saying “Thank you for asking, but I’m just not interested in dating anyone right now.”

► Avoiding sexual conversations at all costs because they are uncomfortable, confusing or truly boring.

► Being a total hopeless romantic and wondering why people are more interested in how hot someone is versus them being kind?? or smart?? or funny?? what their hobbies are?? how they treat their mom??

► Being confused when people will go out of their way, even dangerously so, to please/impress someone they think is hot. Like why? You can see the heartbreak coming a million miles away because what even is sexual attraction.

► The explanation at all family dinners for not having a significant other is that you have more important things to be worrying about right now, LIKE SCHOOL.

► Being completely oblivious to others flirting at you and also not realizing when you might be coming off as flirty because you’re just a nice person and like to hold doors open for people.

► Anytime you find a good new song and then actually listen to the lyrics and sit there like??? What does this mean?

► Wondering why thinking about holding someones hand gives you butterflies in your stomach but if you even try to imagine having sex with them your mind goes blank.

Hey, if you’re ace, that’s chill. It doesn’t mean anything is wrong with you or that you need to change. Some people just aren’t into people sexually and that’s fine. Be confident in yourself.

[is-it-mungojerry-or-rumpelteazer]

May I add:

►Actively trying to not look sexy/not be attractive.

►Coming up with new and creative ways to avoid answering the “are you a tits or a butt guy?” question.

► Being told “you’re just a late bloomer” over, and over, and over.

And some specific to aroaces:

►Saying “when I grow up I’m going to live forever with my friends!” as a kid.

► Gravitating towards genres with little to no romance.

► Not getting why being a spinster is a bad thing. Living alone with a good library and a bunch of cats sounds like Heaven!

► Ranting about series “ruining this marvelous friendship” whenever a new romance subplot is introduced.

► Finding romance stories hilariously ridiculous at best and annoyingly bewildering at worst.

► Panicking and answering at random whenever someone asks you about your crushes.

[redrikki]

Also adding:

► Cheating plots and wondering WTF is wrong the characters. Have they tried just not having sex with each other?

► Love at first sight? Seems fake, but okay.

[whitlockienterprisespresents]

(All of this is good stuff that y'all should understand is normal and fine, but also, know that if you're thinking you might be asexual and none/very little of this stuff rings true to you, that's fine and you're still a valid asexual. Signed, an aroace who got most of the way down that list before reading something that was even a little bit true to their own experience.)

[pass-the-bechdel]

The Good Place s04e13 ‘Whenever You’re Ready’

Does it pass the Bechdel Test?

Yes, ten times.

How many female characters (with names and lines) are there?

Thirteen (46.42% of cast).

How many male characters (with names and lines) are there?

Fifteen.

Positive Content Rating:

Three.

General Episode Quality:

Magnificent. What.

MORE INFO (and potential spoilers) UNDER THE CUT:

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[funny-tik-toks]

Thera the deaf ferret gets a surprise!

[imanes]

what was your almost name? mine was sofia

[kaiyves]

Michael if I had been a boy.

[good-and-colorful]

Broc 🙄

[weedlord-vegeta]

Rufus

[whitlockienterprisespresents]

Giselle if my father wasn't so basic

[mndvx]

chadwickboseman It is with immeasurable grief that we confirm the passing of Chadwick Boseman. 

Chadwick was diagnosed with stage III colon cancer in 2016, and battled with it these last 4 years as it progressed to stage IV. 

⁣A true fighter, Chadwick persevered through it all, and brought you many of the films you have come to love so much. From Marshall to Da 5 Bloods, August Wilson’s Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom and several more, all were filmed during and between countless surgeries and chemotherapy. ⁣⁣

It was the honor of his career to bring King T’Challa to life in Black Panther. ⁣He died in his home, with his wife and family by his side. ⁣

The family thanks you for your love and prayers, and asks that you continue to respect their privacy during this difficult time. ⁣⁣

Photo Credit: @samjonespictures

[hozierslikes]

This just in!!!! Hozier does NOT like Badgers!

Happy Birthday Hozier!

Here’s a badger fun fact:

- Badgers will bite and continue to bite until they hear bones break. When they hear bones breaking, they finally let go. To prevent this, Crispbread was invented to be kept in the boots of Nordic hikers so when Badgers went for the ankles, they’d hear the crunch of the crispbread thinking it was a bone cracking, giving them an indicator to let go. Plus! Crispbread would double as trail food. >:) 🦡

[hozierslikes]

Update

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[everythingfox]

Like father, like son

(via)

[perhapsaperson]

“Congratulations, now you really are one of us”

SG1 - Cam &  Vala

[majorsamcarters]

[sersi]

FARSCAPE ↳ PK Tech Girl (Season 1, Episode 7)

Human. It’s kinda like Sebacean, but we haven’t conquered other worlds yet, so we just kick the crap out of each other.

[naytchgirl-deactivated20170709]

Someone please quickly explain baby clothing sizes to me

[debthaver-deactivated20170812]

baby clothes are smaller than most adult or even childrens clothes. i hope this helps