Whizzer's Trip To Florida

Basically Falsettos everything

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This is Mendel Weisenbachfeld

rb if you agree

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I can stop laughing. This is me trying to belt this song...

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In a Heartbeat (x)

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This is too cute

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More Fluff

It'll be fun he said. Plus you need clothes he said. I should have know better than to take Whizzer to the mall. We had been here the entire day and after hours of shopping at American Eagle and Forever 21 Whizzer had dragged me into Sephora. He was trying on make up when I quietly and quickly got up from the bench I was sitting on and ran to the nearest Staples. After all we came to go shopping. So why did that have to exclude office supplies? As I ran out of the store I immediately regretted my decision for what followed would probably be the cause of the end of my short pathetic life. "MAAAARRRVVVIIIIINNNN?!" Holy shit...fuck...shit...fuck-shit... wait I could run to the bathroom. I could, I could say I needed to use the bathroom. I hadn't left him... no no no no no never, I had simply left to the bathroom. I skidded into the men's bathroom and proceed to hide in the stall. Of course Whizzer, having prepared for my inevitable escape attempt, had download an iPhone tracker and walked into the bathroom. "Marvin, you better be going number 2 in that stall or I swear to God the next place we'll go is Victoria Secret!" With that said I flushed the toilet just for the sake of keeping up the act and walked out of the stall. However my acting skills were not up to the challenge of facing the hawk-like senses of my boyfriend. I walked out to find his enraged half-contoured face looking down at me. I let out a nervous laugh and went to the sink to wash my hands. "Marvin..." "Huh..." "Marvin, you're sweating..." "It's hot" "There's air conditioning plus you're shaking" "It's uh...I uh..." "Uh-huh" I was trapped. What had I done? I had trapped myself just like a rabbit surrounded by piles of its own crap. The only way out was to come clean. "But Whizzer," I whined, "We've been in Sephora for hours and I wanted to look at the cool office supplies in Staples! You know they had a cool stapler that could staple like an whole book together!" A moment of silence passed as Whizzer stared at me blankly. I hung my head as I awaited my death when suddenly I heard a giggle. I looked up to see my Whizzer's famous smirk. "A whole book you say?" He teased which made me scrunch up my face. "Shut up Whizzer! It's really cool!" And with that Whizzer erupted into giggles as we walked out of the bathroom and headed for Staples. Although I continued whining for Whizzer to stop laughing and teasing me, I wouldn't have wanted to change a thing about how that day turned out for the world... except maybe having to go to Victoria Secret to buy Cordelia a birthday present...

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Here's some fluff

When they were broken up Marvin would sing "Everything She Wants" by Wham for Whizzer but change the her/she pronouns to he/him on karaoke night at their favorite bar and Whizzer would secretly go and watch because he loves Marvin's singing voice... even when he's drunk.

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There is a lack of Falsettos fanfics so here I am

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Hello

So I'm kinda new to tumblr and still trying to figure out what to do. I used to post my fandom things on Snapchat and Instagram but people I know irl don't appreciate Falsettos soooo here I am. I also got a Wattpad if you guys are interested I'm writing a Whizzer/Marvin fanfic.... so yeah sorry if I'm doing this blog wrong. 😅

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Mendel is loaded

I was listening to the original March of the Falsettos sound track and Mendel says he makes eighty an hour… at that point it clicked that’s eighty an hour in 1979 money… so I used an inflation calculator and Mendel made 225$ an hour in today’s money!!

That means if he worked 40 hours a week for 50 weeks he’d make $450,000 dollars a year! Almost half a million dollars a year!! If Marvin even matches his salary he’s rich despite his protests.

Mendel Weisenbachfeld could be someone’s sugar daddy jfs

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things that haunt falsettos revival fans but make no sense to anyone else

hepatitis hepatitis?

eh

Whiiiiiiizzer

no

these are the OOOOON

yayyyyyyyyy!

1234 1234

*gentle high notes in What More Can I Say*

hey

*very quietly* all I want is you…anything you do is all right

thank you

that piano that plays when ghost Whizzer comes in during What Would I Do?

oNE HOUR MORE

I came out to my parents when they discovered gay porn on my computer while I was at my friend Nicole’s house choreographing a hip hop dance

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Also

Chess ain't how your boyfriend thinks I WANNA SEE THE BAAAAALLLDDD SPOOOOTTTT

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The Browns at Walmart

Marvin: *drives into the Walmart parking lot*

Whizzer: ...You said we were going shopping for clothes...

Marvin: ...

Whizzer: Get out, I'm driving

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Hello! I'm Norma and I love Falsettos so here I am!