[kanvecesett-deactivated20211114]

[sadhoc]

“i’m in kind of a weird mental place right now” i say, as if there are times when i am not in a weird mental place

[ittybittytatertot]

It’s all gay rights and love wins until you’re asked to stop eating one sandwich.

It’s all fuck terfs until you’re asked to stop making merch for a 23-year-old book series.

You’re an activist until you’re asked to change even the smallest thing about the way you live your life.

[ophelie-trichereau]

“Madeleine Silarjuangat” Solar system. Hand embroidery. Unique piece. Custom order. 32 cm in diameter. Thank you very much Kirt, I was so proud to have the opportunity to embroider the solar system for your wife’s birthday! I also love the little personalization on it with the addition of “Madeleine Silarjuangat”, which means “Madeleine’s World” in Inuit, named after your wife ❤️ DMC embroidery threads, cannetille, Swarovski crystal beads, 24k gold plated beads, stone beads and glass beads on linen. Wooden frame. My Etsy store is reopened 😀 You can now complete your purchase as usual. I also take custom orders, you can contact me by private message if you are interested. https://www.etsy.com/fr/shop/OphelieTrichereau

[crossstitchworld]

My biggest stitch to date! (pattern by EmbroideryCSP on Etsy) by itsaship

[sosuperawesome]

Embroidery Hoop Art / DIY Patterns

Alifera on Etsy

[catcrumb]

[approvers]

[ratfuck]

i hope chris pratt’s mario impersonation offends so many italian americans that he gets put on a mob hit list

[jaubaius]

Ready, aim, fire!

[drtanner]

I TOLD YOU. I TOLD YOU THEY DID THIS AND YOU DIDN’T BELIEVE ME. YOU DIDN’T BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAID THEY DO THIS. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW.

[aro-as-in-straight-as-a]

the felines are developing long range weaponry skills

[todaysbird]

I’m actually really curious to see if there’s an answer to this…as cute as the video is it’s also really interesting that they were able to figure this out (presumably from watching a person do it)

[kittydesade]

…. Anthropologist trained here, not animal behaviorist, so I only had what they teach in primatology but I’d say yes?

[theocseason4]

[solitarelee]

[Transcript: a young woman with long blonde hair is speaking directly into the camera. 

“I’m gonna tell you guys something that honestly changed my life for good. So if you’re in college, and live in a dorm or an apartment, there’s a good change that a lot of people living in your dorm or apartment have an Alexa. And if you go into the hallway and yell loud enough... I’ll just show you the rest.” 

The girl is now standing in a dorm hallway. She yells at the top of her lungs: 

“Alexa! Play Fireflies!” 

There is a moment of quiet where several Alexas responding can be faintly heard. After a few seconds, Fireflies by Owl City begins to play loudly, followed a few seconds later by another starting up, then another, then another as the woman begins to walk down the hall, smiling and laughing, to a growing cacophony of Fireflies by Owl City. 

End transcript.]

[milkygastrobones]

@secret--psalms--saturn

[zenosanalytic]

[violetta-mondarev]

[onuen]

Mother…WhY.

[seatrench]

This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.

(source)

[cetitanhasmoved]

sorry the what? the what moray

[cromerholt]

scientist: let’s call you the… goldentail

banana eel: [bites scientist]

scientist: Okay motherfucker, new idea:

[fair-itself]

Every time this post comes around I’m too busy to tell this story so I’m gonna do it now: when I learned to scuba dive, there was a dude in my dive group named Dumbass Dave who was always being relentlessly roasted by his buddies because when they went to the Great Barrier Reef he brought a baggie of hard boiled egg down with him because he wanted to find a moray eel and feed it and pet it

Well he found a moray and attempted to hand feed it, and it snapped up the egg and bit the shit out of his right hand in the process and the dive had to be halted so the blood wouldn’t attract sharks. But was this enough punishment for Dumbass Dave? No it was not, because he had a Plan

Dumbass Dave’s plan turned out to be a chainmail glove. Where he obtained it has been lost to time, but he put it on his right, injured hand and down they went, whereupon Dave found himself another moray and tried to feed it some hardboiled egg

With his left hand

And yes it did bite the shit out of him and they did have to cancel the dive, again

So I guess the moral of that story is maybe eels aren’t bastards, maybe they just meet a lot of people like Dave

[fair-itself]

I reminded my scuba instructor of this story and he wanted me to amend the post to let everyone know that it was the same eel who bit Dumbass Dave both times

[justcatposts]

You’ve all know Walk of Shame, But have you seen Walk Of Pride? 

(Source)

[podcastwizard]

comics that make me cry a little (first comic attributed to lynda barry. second comic attributed to pictures for sad children. third comic attributed to grebcomics.)

[eloueramuse]

paintings.

' I put my heart and soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process '

— Vincent Van Gogh

[notallmensheviks]

The DMV Reviewed Thousands of Hilarious Vanity Plate Applications Last Year. These Are Our Favorites

Inside the important job of keeping poop puns, dick jokes, and hate speech off California’s roadways

absolutely incredible journalism

[bisexualwario]

[doubleca5t]

California DMV says MILF rights

[competent-older-sister]

He is and he does. No.

Satan. Yes.