I Promise, You Can Crochet

She/ her Starting a new Etsy shop! Amigurumi

[ninadove]

You’ve heard of the Love Square, now get ready for

The Cousin Square

[animentality]

[feministfandomforever]

most traumatic traumatizing children's film

🐷The Black Cauldron (1985)

🦀The Dark Crystal (1982)

🐀The Secret of NIMH (1982)

💍The Hobbit (1977)

🦕The Land Before Time (1988)

🐸Thumbelina (1994)

🐎The Neverending Story (1984)

🐶All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989)

🦄The Last Unicorn (1982)

🐀The Witches 1990

Voting ended onApr 25, 2023

If the "correct" movie is not listed, please add in tags

[aethersea]

#Idk if this counts but #For a week straight my mom told me the story of Mark Twain's The Prince and The Pauper #Which. Should've been aye ok because its a comedy EXSEPT my ma in full unearned confidence made a tragic version #Where (abuse cw btw) the pauper was get beaten by his father and knew it was going to kill him one day. #So even though he knew that if he was caught pretending to be the prince and he'd get executed; he was willing to take that chance #And the prince saw the pauper when the pauper tried explained that the prince would not survive in his shoes; the prince did not listen #So the prince made the challenge that they'd switch places. Bragging at how quickly he'd solve all the pauper's little problems #And the prince made this challenge in full confidence that bc he knew all the secret passageways; he could come back home any time #And assured the pauper this. So they trade places.

#The pauper was an incredible prince. Polite. Well liked. Mysteriously bettered mannered. #When the towns people came; the pauper took care of their issues with compassion and wisdom never before presented in the prince #And the pauper waited every day for when the prince would come home. Wondering if he'd survive the switch #Meanwhile; the prince saw the struggles of the poor and the outcasts of the kingdom and soon understood the violence of the pauper's father #The prince tried to sneak in but couldn't get close to the castle before the guards would find him and turn him way #And eventually; the prince was beat to death and never came home #And so the longer the pauper waited; the more sure he became of the prince's fate

#What haunts me most about this version is how I asked my mom as a kid how nobody noticed #And my mother told me that they simply did not want to #That the servants who dressed them didn't pay attention to the pauper's starved frame. #And how nobody paid any mind to how differently the pauper ate or spoke or moved #And I asked her why nobody said anything. That the prince was spoiled and bratty. But he wasn't Evil #And she explained to me very simply; that the prince was not loved. And how the pauper was well liked #And how this fact would haunt the pauper for the rest of his days #As a wise king. In a kingdom and palace where he remains well liked. Wondering at where the prince's unmarked grave would be. #Like no offence to the list op but NOTHING there haunted me half as much as the stories my mom would tell me as a kid

(via @imdeadtiredtm)

[thesituation]

i don’t think mordecai and rigby were ever gay for each other but i do think many times rigby would be like dude if i was a girl would you want to fuck me and mordecai is like dude that’s weird. no. and rigby is all bent out of shape about it and in the middle of the night when they’re both trying to sleep he’s like why wouldn’t you fuck me if i was a girl. i’m cute right? or am i ugly and that’s why i’m single… and mordecai is like fine whatever i’d fuck girl you. stop bringing it up now. & the next day rigby is like fuck off muscle man i’m not ugly mordecai said he’d fuck girl me & then a portal opens to an alternate dimension where they’re genderbent like that adventure time episode and the voice of god is like mordecai you must make good on your word. fuck girl rigby.

[animentality]

[expiredcheese]

[windynebula]

#What three hours of sun does to a nation

[feamir]

iceland’s two seasons: hibernation and mania

[bunniope]

me: man my job sucks i want to play video games or somethin

the nefarious anglerfish:

[radiofreederry]

[biggaybunny]

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

[lady-inkyrius]

Posting hole

[lady-inkyrius]

Lol

[metastablephysicist]

yeah yeah carbon nanotubes. but what about the copper nanotubes.

[animentality]

[depsidase]

[arahir]

tbt the time they had to remove our telephone pole and it ascended to heaven

[rylandsgrace]

Ferrera said it felt like she filmed 500 takes of the speech over the two days of filming, adding, “It was probably 30 to 50 full runs of it, top to bottom. By the end, [co-star Ariana Greenblatt] recited the monologue to me because she had memorized it because that’s how many times I had said it.”

Barbie (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

[feefal]

Mold?? That’s just fungus, babes. And everyone loves a cute mushroom girl✨

[romanceyourdemons]

my scholarly physique and delicate constitution are not well-suited to questing, but they keep me around because i’m very good at saying ominous and unsettling things at significant moments

[simplyghosting]

I’ll never forget the time my parents said they were going out for a few hours, and left my siblings and me at home by ourselves (ages 9-14), and instead of going nuts or just sitting around, we all rushed and did our hair and makeup and got dressed as fancy as we could; sister pulled out the wine glasses and grape juice and made an hors d'oeuvres platter, another googled how to play poker, pulled out chips from a different game, dimmed the lights, and we set up a fancy 4-person gambling den at the kitchen table and played until my parents said they were on their way back with dinner. Then we quickly picked everything up, washed our faces, changed back into our casual clothes, and pretended nothing ever happened. They never found out.

[howlbear]

I'm screaming???

[yarrayora-deactivated20230104]

[william-snekspeare]

conversation I have with my ferret 1000x a day